This does NOT count as one of my 14 days of posts for 2014
As we near the end of the year, I need to clear my schedule of time wasting assclowns, of which the month of December has brought me quite a bit.
So...if you are a client with current ACTIVE PAID SERVICES:
*When I reply to you, please try to reply within 48 hours, or I will move you to the back of the queue (people who have current health issues, and/or living situation problems that I am aware of are exempt from this rule.)
*Please let me know AS SOON AS POSSIBLE if you need to purchase any services - I want to get everything on the altar ASAP.
*Please try to keep excessive emails to a minimum. The holidays stress me out, too, but I can't be a free cheerleader for you every second of the day.
If you are a PROSPECTIVE CLIENT IN THE CONSULTATION PROCESS:
*ALL EMAIL CONSULTATIONS ARE FREE CURRENTLY. THE $10 retainer is not being charged.
*You have 24 hours to reply to my reply. If you take longer than this, you can work with someone else. I'm willing to hear why it took you three days to get back to me, but if it's "I don't check my email that much," then I don't need your business. You're holding everyone up - I keep 3 people in the active queue and do not have the time to waste on you being as slow as possible.
*Be ready to pay for the requested services you inquired about. I have a page with average prices of each service and do not provide a price check.
*I have plenty of room for spell services to start before Christmas - please inquire if you are SERIOUS.
If you want a reading before 2015:
*I am scheduling a few of these after Christmas - please inquire NOW and be ready to PAY TO HOLD YOUR SPOT.
*I have a reader to refer you to if you need a reading before then.