Happy Holidays, Occulties!
As many of you know I am on vacation from work from Dec 20 - Jan 3 this year, so please do not email me 80 times asking where in the monkey butt your reply is. ;) I deserve a vacation, too! And rare is it that anyone respects my vacation time, so please do. This time is for me to catch up on other stuff that isn't just helping others...like site updating, and whatnot. Yeh, super vacation, eh? Exactly. I actually have to take a vacation to catch up on the boring s***, and to be able to do things like clean off my desk. :P
Anyhow, this year I want every smoking ban banned in every state, and an elephant (a real live elephant,) an ankle length silver fox fur coat (screw you, PETA!), and a real diamond tennis bracelet in platnum setting with all the diamonds measuring at lest 1/2 carat apiece...so if you are a zillionaire, or just willing to cease and desist persecuting smokers (who pay several billion dollars in taxes each year to have more of our civil liberties taken away and to be treated like complete s***,) then you can give me what I want for Xmas. Be sure to smoke 'em if you got 'em (we support the government with our habit after all,) and stop by for a ride on my elephant - champagne drinking and Stolichnaya drinking is welcome! Heh heh...well, someone needs to give me my elephant for a gift first, so maybe next year, then, lol. ;)
I leave you with a quote from an unnamed friend of Norman Kjono, who is a columnist. Enjoy!
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass of wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!”
I totally agree. Have a wonderful holiday season from my family to yours. :D