So I'm still working on the effing color article, and yes its taking me forever. I'll leave it at that. ;)
The spell begins after my lovely dedication of it to people who apparently really need it.
This spell I'm writing out for all of you is dedicated to the people who need to get the eff out of their effing house and have some fun for a change. I don't give an elephant if your intended might call, email, text, IM or boohoohoo. I know you know how to find them and you can be mysterious and return the call/email/text/IM/etc later. Listen guys and gals, I'm done arguing with you about thinking it to death, because the reason you are is like six of you wrote me today about how you sat by your phone waiting for a call! AND you were using CELL PHONES! You can be mobile with a freakin' MOBILE PHONE, but you are doing the death watch to your cell phone, and just sitting there in your dang house doing that being immobile next to the phone! Why? I have seen daytime television and there is no reason for that behavior on your part.
Did we NOT go over this "don't be a martyr for love" thing? Did I not tell you to stop that sillybusiness and go out and have fun? Then what the eff are you doing? Are you really THAT addicted to MySpace and your PC?
That just won't do, peeps. Lets get your beautiful shapely rear ends out of those chairs (after you finish reading Cat's Rants,) and towards your altars, and then out into the sunshine or moonlight (or dawn or dusk,) because all of you need to GET OUT AND HAVE SOME EFFING FUN FOR ONCE.
There, I've said it. To the spell (AND ITS SOOOOO EASY!):
You will need:
A strong magnet
A stainless steel dog-tag in the shape of a heart or a circle
Come to Me oil,
Come to me powder,
A picture of your target,
A picture of yourself (or the petitioner,)
Glue the image of yourself (or the petitioner,) to the magnet, and glue an image of the target to the dog-tag. Allow both to dry (this should only take a few moments, but I don't need you supergluing yourself to either.) ;) Add a few drops of Come to Me oil to the magnet.
Before I begin, remember, you can change the chant to suit yourself, just remember that it needs to be in the present tense, and you must avoid using negatives (no, not, never.)
Hold the magnet in both your hands, and say, "I conjure this magnet to draw all which I wish drawn to me. As this magnet represents me, so shall it be that I all which I draw to this magnet is drawn to me." Put aside for a moment.
Hold the dog-tag in both your hands, and envision your target. Say "I baptise you (full name of target,) and that which I do to thee, I do to s/he."
Make a circle of Come to Me powder on your altar, place the magnet to the left, and the dog tag to the right inside of this circle. Place your left hand on the magnet, and say, "All which I draw to this magnet is irresistibly drawn to me," move your magnet slowly towards the tag, repeating "All which I draw to this magnet is irresistibly drawn to me," while you do so. Within a few seconds, your dog tag should be drawn to the magnet and will stick to it. When this has happened, say "Now (target's name) is irresistibly drawn to me, s/he is where I plan to be, always drawn to meeting with me, as is my will, so it be."
Leave the magnet/tag together inside the circle, and get on out of your house... You should run into your target* within a few hours.
*HOWEVER, if you live in a different country, state or just ridiculously far from your target, realistically, they are not apt to jump on a plane and come running to some odd bar or club to meet you. This is to draw a local target, so please be reasonable with its use. ;) While I expect spanking good results if you and your target live within 20 miles of each other, you should choose a different spell in cases of long distance.
That being said, I have altered this spell at times for use with a specific thing. You can use it to draw money, for example, using a circular dog tag (you can even get them in green or gold,) with a money symbol carved onto the tag. In place of Come to Me, you might use something like Fast Luck (for either love or money,) Attraction (for either love or money again,) or money drawing (for, obviously, money.) ;)
Email me if there are questions, as I'm sure there will be.
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