Hello my Occulties,
Before I start, I want to remind everyone that spells are not to replace common sense. If someone is threatening you or you are in physical danger, you need to call the police and/or emergency services. This spell is NOT to be used in place of calling the proper authorities or help in times of danger or emergency.
You will need:
A biological item (witness sample) from the spell target
A small glass jar with a lid (suchas a jelly jar or a baby food jar)
A handful of dirt from a police station*
A handful of dirt from a courthouse*
A handful of dirt from a jail or prison*
Rust from a knife +
Rust from nails (preferably a 10d or "ten penny" nail) +
Rust from the bottom of car/truck +
Hair from a white dog**
Hair from a black cat**
A stick or screwdriver to stir with
Goofer's dust (goofer's dust DOES NOT resemble talcum powder, it is composed of things like sulphur and graveyard dirt and etc - PLEASE do not buy scented talcum powder labelled as goofer's dust and then complain the spell doesn't work.) ;)
Optional - a small bowl for mixing
*Traditionally, this dirt would be taken from under the entrance or from the walk way of the described building. However, modern landscaping and architecture has made this a bit difficult. ;) So, the handful of dirt should be taken from an area near the door, and/or near the walkway into the building. The idea is to take dirt from an area where people enter the building...so use your best judgement.
+You do not need a "ton" of rust, so just lightly scraping a rusty area on a knife, nail, or older car and getting some flakes should do. I do not suggest using a knife you use to eat with, but I also hope you don't eat with rusty knives. ;) Also, take care with scraping on a vehicle... I am not responsible if you go to your local Wal-mart and tick someone off because you couldn't resist picking some rust off of the side of their clunker. Please use your best judgement when gathering your items and do not damage other people's property. As a suggestion, any friend or relative with an old garden shed, tool shed, or similar type area probably contains a rusty knife and some rusty old nails which can be lightly scraped to get their rust w/o permanent damage to the item.
**The dog should be all white, and the cat should be all black. Please do not assault a strange animal and clip off its hair. Generally a person who owns one of these animals has more pet hair than they would ever need, so while I do not recommend telling them why you need to gather pet hair from them if they aren't into spells or the occult, I will suggest visiting your friend with a pet of the above description, gently petting the animal, and taking some hairs from it quietly. ;)
Gathering the dirts:
To gather each handful of dirt, you are to say a specific statement as you grab the dirt, and you must do this for each collection of the dirt. You are to place the full name of the spell target where I put NN in the statement.
To properly use this charm to effect a family, I recommend fully naming the family using the traditional method of naming the head of the household and using the word family, for example... John Q Smith and his family would be named as "The John Q Smith Family," where the NN signifies a name. If you are looking to work on a group living in a building who are unrelated, you might replace NN with "The Tenants of 33 Birch Street," etc.
So, as you grab the dirt, say: "NN, the law chases you, hunts you, and holds you down til you are dead in the ground."
Preperation of the charm:
Try to keep a mental image of your target/s incarcerated, suffering legal troubles, surrounded by the police, etc as you make this charm. Yes, pre-emptively, the entire time you make the charm. ;) Some people find it easier to cuss and threaten the charm as if it were the target while they make it to help keep them focused on what they are doing, but this is not necessary (that meaning, its your choice if you want to cuss and threaten the jar-charm as if its the target whilst you make up the charm.)
Mix together the police dirt, the court dirt, the jail dirt, the rusts, and the animal hairs together using a stick (or stirring implement) to stir thoroughly. Now add about a teaspoon (no accurate measurement needed,) of goofer's dust and stir again thoroughly until it is well-mixed together.
Using a small glass jar (such as a baby food jar, or even a small jelly jar,) pour your dirt/rust/hair mixture into the jar to fill it. It needn't be packed tight, just full to the top of the jar. Take your stick and push it into the center of the jar so that you make a hole into the dirt. now take your witness sample from your target, and place this into the hole. If you have additional dirt/rust/hair mixture, you may pour this in to cover up the item, or you can simply give the jar a bit of a shake to move the dirt over your witness sample if this is easier. Cap the lid on the jar tightly.
Hold the jar in both hands and, keeping a mental image of your target suffering and incarcerated as you've intended by this spell, try to send this image into your jar, or, I prefer to keep the mental image of my target and envision this energy pouring out of my hands into the jar as black worms. If you are new to spellcasting or energy work, simply sit quietly envisioning your target having horrifying legal issues and being jailed, etc, for a few minutes. Now, allowing your rage against your target to build, shake the jar as you say the chant you had said when gathering your dirts, nine times: "NN, the law chases you, hunts you, and holds you down til you are dead in the ground." After the ninth time you've said this, say "As is my will, so be it!"
Deploying the charm:
Sneak onto the spell target's property and bury this beneath their home or on the property and near the house itself. Make sure to hide where the jar is buried as much as possible (of course) so as to impede discovery of this item. Once you have buried the jar, walk away from the area without looking back.
If you really have no way to get on to your victim's property, an alternate place to bury the jar charm would be on the property where the victim works. Similarly, once you bury that jar, walk away without looking back.
You may wish to take a cleansing bath after deploying the charm to wash away any undesirable energies you might have come in contact with while creating and deploying the charm.
*The witness sample should be a biological item, and NOT a picture, business card, name written nine times or anything which did not come off the body of the intended victim.
*Pre-emptively, I do doubt that its illegal or even questionably legal to remove a handful of soil from the police station, jail, or court. You will probably look like you're a little weird, but other than the possible damage to your ego when people give you funny looks, I think you'll be okay. That said, please do not destroy decorative flowerbeds or similar to get the dirt, as that WOULD BE considered as damage to that property.
*It is your problem and not mine if you can't figure out how to bury the jar without getting caught. I understand that a generation of people have been raised by helicopter parents and have a hard time problem-solving on their own due to that, but quite frankly there's no time like the present to start doing your own thinking and problem-solving. ;) Creativity and planning will likely be all you need to get that jar buried.
Please do not ask me "What if this person doesn't live anywhere near me or I don't know where they live, etc?" The answer there would be that if you cannot complete the spell because of your location or your ignorance, that you need to choose another spell. Sorry if that's upsetting.
*Lastly, this can very well cause permanent and serious damage to your target. While the gathering of the above items is like to take enough time to let you consider your actions, please understand that this is a spell made with the intent to cause harm, that harm to the target is very likely, and that you cannot take that action back just because you feel bad about it later. I don't believe in karma (especially not in the very misinterpreted and bastardized sense that the Western world uses the term,) but I do know some people act in haste, use a spell to harm another, and then regret causing that harm for a long time to come...which is its own burden sometimes. Do not use this spell lightly or to entertain yourself with someone else's misery. I have other curses and spells here which may be more fit for those more-vindictive readers of mine seeking a bit shadenfreude.
Okay, that's all for now! You kids play nice now! >:)
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