***IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS IN THIS SPELL, DO NOT ASK ME FOR A SUBSTITUTION. YOU WILL BE IGNORED, AND IF YOU PERSIST IN ASKING ME FOR A SUBSTITUTION YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY BLOCKED FROM COMMENTING ON THIS BLOG. THE SUBSTITUTION FOR ANY SPELL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE AN INGREDIENT FOR-, OR FOR WHICH YOU CANNOT COMPLETE AN ACTION TO- IS TO FIND A SPELL THAT YOU *DO* HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR, AND CAN COMPLETE ALL THE DIRECTIONS PROPERLY*** This is actually said at the bottom of this article, but ignorant knobs still keep asking for substitutions. To you knobs, please also learn to thoroughly read the article so you can stop doing something you were clearly told NOT TO DO. Thanks! :)
Sorry I've not been writing much. I'm long over due for a vacation, so if that happens any time soon, I'll probably be able to get more writing done. :P
Recently I was inspired to post this as I had a psychotic dental hygienist who due to her own ego and misplaced sense of importance actually greatly put my health at risk, and those of you know this story (it's ludicrous,) should appreciate the appearance of this post.
You will need:
A business card of the intended target
A picture of the target or a personal item of the target
A black male or female figural candle to represent the target
A piece of black cloth, preferably never used before
Heavy black thread, such as for upholstery
Black arts oil
A candle which does not need to be used ritually (you will be using it for heat, so even just a nice scented candle you have around will work,)
Small nails or pins
Black-ink pen with permanent ink
Prior to starting the spell, write (using a non water-soluble black inked pen) "burn and sour" over and over and over in a circle (example shown) and place the business card in a bowl, add about 1/2 tablespoon cayenne, fill with white vinegar, and a few drops black arts oil. It is okay if the card floats at first, it will become saturated. ;) Place your hands over the bowl and card, and envision black energy travelling from your hands and into the bowl while saying "(Full name of target) your business and your life burn and sour and turn to sh*t," 9x or a similar phrase (I realize mine is not so tasteful but it's what I use.) Allow the card to sit at least 12 hours in the solution, then remove with tweezers and allow to dry.
Carve your target's initials over the heart area of your figural candle. I have posted instructions for setting a figural that can be used here, so put your personal item (not the business card) into the figural as described in the article linked in this paragraph.
Placing the card next to the figural and being careful not to touch the card with your hands, wind black thread around the figural to hold the card in place. Tie off.
Hold your hands over the candle. Envision in your mind's eye, your target being hated and rejected, their business and life falling apart, their clients leaving the practice as fast as possible. Try to see this energy and these thoughts coming out of you and filling the candle. Even if you feel you cannot send energy, just mentally envisioning the above will put energy into the item.
Now carefully place your candle onto about the center of your black cloth. Sprinkle goofer dust liberally all over the candle.
Day 1 - Light your "non-ritual" candle and allow the flame to stabilize. Using tweezers heat a nail or pin and using your hammer (this is why I recommend nails over pins, heh) nail the first pin or nail into the head area of the figural while cussing out the target... For example you might say "(Full name of target,) you are shit and your business and life turns to shit! You are a f*cking ridiculous excuse for a human being!" etc. Really get the rage you are feeling to flow out.
Day 2 - repeat as day 1 but place the nail in the throat area.
Day 3 - repeat as day 1 but place the nail in the chest area
Day 4 - repeat as day 1 but place the nail in the abdominal area
Day 5 - repeat as day 1 but place the nail in the groin area
Day 6 - repeat as day 1 but place the nail in the left arm area
Day 7 - repeat as day 1 but place the nail in the right arm area
Day 8 - repead as day 1 but place the nail in the left knee area
Day 9 - repeat as day 1 but place the nail in the right knee area, and then...
After you have inserted the final nail, continue to insult the target as if you are speaking to them (the candle is acting as a dolly here, so basically that candle is representative of the target and should be viewed as being the target) - and wrap the candle up in the black cloth as you do so. Stitch the cloth up so that the candle will not easily fall out of the package. If you wrap it well in the black cloth and use a heavy enough thread, you will not require many stitches. ;) Tie off so that you have a length of black thread where the FEET of the candle would be.
Take the package to the woods - out where it will not be disturbed, - and tie the package securely to a tree branch so that the "feet" of the candle are hanging up, and the head of the candle would be hanging down. Secure this to a branch using nine knots, cussing at the target each time you tie a knot until you reach the 9th knot which as you tie it you say "(Full name of target) you are unbalanced by the mildest gust of wind, you are battered by every drop of rain, your life becomes worse and worse, until you've paid for how you've wronged me, so shall it remain! As is my will, so be it!" Turn and walk from the area without looking back.
Your target should shortly have severe business problems, social problems, and possibly even medical problems. This is not a nice spell or to be used lightly or over trivial problems.
I'm sure there will be questions so contact me if you have them. :)
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I DO NOT GIVE SUBSTITUTIONS. IF YOU CAN'T LOCATE AN INGREDIENT OR PERFORM AN ACTION, THE SUBSTITUTION IS LOCATE A SPELL (on your own) THAT YOU CAN FIND ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR (on your own) AND PERFORM ALL THE ACTIONS OF...so DON'T ASK FOR SUBSTITUTION INGREDIENTS.
Additional note 12/14/12 - There is more than one curse on this blog. If you're not trying to cause permanent damage to a person's life, don't use this spell. If you don't have a business card, don't use this spell. If you don't want to hurt their business life but just hurt them, don't use this spell. Don't use this curse unless you have all the required items, and you don't really need to alter it. If you must alter it, be smart enough to know how to (as in be someone who's cast spells frequently for 7-10 years to the point of no longer requiring needing to look up 99.9% of your answers) without asking me how to. I know you think I'm being a bitch, everyone, but the inappropriate fascination with this spell is starting to drive me nuts and I'm about to close comments because of it. :/ It's meant to hurt a person and their business. It's not just a random curse to play about with because it's the newest one on the blog at this writing.
PLEASE TAKE NOTE: This will likely cause permanent and lasting damage to your target - that means when it's done working they are apt to remain emotionally scarred and perhaps have permanent social or even possibly physical damage. It's not a nice spell. It's not something you do lightly or because someone mildly offended you. It's not something you do over a personal slight. If someone caused you permanent lifetime health issues, made you pay well over 10k in 8 months to fix their mistakes, and made sure you'll be paying someone to repair all that damage for YEARS (if not forever, which doesn't include the mentioned lasting issues,) such as the person I speak of in this post, then by all means this is suitable. Did someone destroy your business, your reputation, and then kept antagonizing you? Then this is likely to be suitable. Just because you think someone is a snob or someone needs to be brought down a notch...that's really not severe enough for a spell like this.
Please stop writing me like this is a tame curse. I'm not here to tell you proper ethics (it's up to you to have ethics,) but I can tell you that 99% of the people who contact me regarding this spell seem to believe it's far more mild than it is. So, just so you know, it's not a mild curse.