I just had to post this...because I found it on Facebook and have been laughing at it for 2 days now. ;) If this is your property and you want me to remove it, I happily will. But if you have this sense of humor and like sharing it, I'm sure all my readers will like this as much as I do.
Might I add, despite not cursing someone's firstborn (well as a baby, I'm sure a few people who got cursed by me were, while also being adults, SOMEONE'S first born, hehe,) this SO sounds like something I'd say.
Heh, hope you all found that funny.