I'm a big lover of weird kitschy things I find on the interwebs. I'm not actually dark, goth, emo, or anything like that - nope...I look pretty average - but I do like weird silly things. I'm told this is because I'm from Generation X. I toe that line with the "Millenial" line (I'm not a Millenial,) but I guess, sure, I'm Gen X...we like weird things. Like action figures. And comics. And ninjas.
So, digressing back, look what I found! Think this could be used ritually for those bad at making their own dollies?
And what about this? Oh, I'm working in your head, with a replica of your head.
No dead person required, just get some personal item from your target's person (hair, spit, - not a finger or anything, they might need that - semen, period blood, nail clippings...you get the gist,) and get to work on your own personalized version of them made by these people who...while some of their crematory remains holders are definitely lovely, also apparently sell some creepy mementos (like your Dad as superman? Grandma as a "bad girl?") to contain your recently deceased loved one. I do not suggest dressing your grandma's ashes in a hooker girl plastic figure, but I do think it might work for getting your (LIVING) ex back...check it out, see what I'm saying.
And while you're there, you can totally get a nice ceramic container for grandma/dad/best friend/best buddy/best pet that is far more appropriate than a plastic figure or a picture of their head. Also, if I die, and someone stores me in a head shaped like Barack Obama's, you're all gonna get haunted and shit. At least store me in a Ryan Gosling head...or a Christian Bale as Batman head...or something.
Seriously, guys...click those links. You'll see what I'm saying.