Cat's Rants - Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

Effy D Update

It's come to me that Fruitbarnacle Dantalion harasses me not only because he's painfully obviously insane (I am not some middle aged dude from the UK, and I can easily provide proof, lol,) but because he loves being on my front page. It gets him the attention he's so hungry for.

I mean, only an attention-whore would CC emails to me and the "News of the World," which is apparently some British tabliod (someone had to tell me this,) as he has, and thinks this is useful. I can't imagine the UK press has any use for a 32 year old female from a rural New Hampshire town, but I would say if they want to give insignificant lil' me some press, that's awesome. I mean, I don't think they give a flip about what I do, or what I think, but hey, that would make for a good story for me to tell my friends if they did care about me. ;)

That said, I am not going to post further on this unless Fruity Dandypants gets arrested or something equally as exciting. He wants my attention, but he's so boring and just keeps accusing me of being a different MAN every few months. I'm not a dude, dude. And...well, I was raised not to harrass the mentally ill, and at this point, it's obvious that further remarks are me just exacerbating a mentally ill person's behavior. I've called the police and they are going through his emails and are going to just call the PD in Fruity D's town. So...let's just - for now, anyway, - put an end to the saga of Cat VS the Nut. Despite your threats Effy Dandy-bot, all of Cat VS the Nut will remain posted online for everyone, no matter what DUDE you think I am this week.

One thing i liked though, (EFFY D gave me a COMPLIMENT, people) was that he said there is no way I'm that ginger-haired schoolkid. Aw. I look that young? Schoolkid? Really? You old flatterer. So, there's that, at least, right?

~Cat

Fruity Dandalion Strikes Again!

Hey so, despite being named Kristen at birth, nicknamed Cat soon after (and born a girl and still being a girl,) it seems old Fruitspank D of Cat VS the Nut fame is having fantasies about me being a man named Justin Toper.

http://www.black-magic-spells.co.uk/

For your education: http://originalninjacat.typepad.com/my_weblog/cat-vs-the-nut/

While I'm dealing with having to call on the police to remind someone (you, Footspank D! RUN! RUN!) that they aren't allowed to harrass me or post libel or even indirectly attempt to contact me (or directly contact me by leaving an IP traceable comment in my blog as he did,) I would like to give you a mini photo montage of your old friend Cat. :)

~Cat, aka Poopster, Leader of the Internet League of Weirdos

 
This is my favorite pic of me, it's about 2 years old. As you can see, from the head up, I sure look female.

 
Here's a really bad pic of me drunk at a sorority reunion. Yep, I'm lurching. Look, I have boobs and curves, just like most chicks.

 
This is me this past Xmas. The lighting makes my hair look brown, and I'm definitely got my "duckface" on.

 
Here I am at a party. Damn straight I like Miller Lite! or maybe it's being your beer-holder, because as you can see, I'm holding 2 beers. ;)

So, yeah...Justin wasn't a girly enough name for my mom, and I am a female. Sorry, Fruity Dandalion.

***Note, my pictures are all copyrighted and may not be reused or reposted.

"King Con," our friend, Fruitbar Dandalion attacks from a New Site!

Hey Occulties,

Look, Fruity-D is at it again!

http://www.blackmagicspells.me/

He's going back to being Oswald! And hey, look another thing I can send to the police, and an exact replica of his old site, so his "magic" must be so "different" than before.

I figured since a lot of Frater Dantalion (let's know him as Effy D,) victims have checked out my story of Cat VS The Nut, I would share this with you all.

Alright, Effy D, its Poopster talking here.... Please, please, please exercise some common sense and RUN, EFFY D, RUN!! Its not the Goetic entities, or disembodied spirits or even minions of hell attacking you that you need fear - its those ladies and gents with badges who are coming for you. Seriously, Oswald, Poopster knows - she knows your every move cuz this is one of the most read areas of my blog, and people seek you out to see if they can find new news on you to send me to keep this going. This is 1/20th of what I hear about, if that. I am actually being nice to you and not saying most of what I know!

I'll give you that you are much more famous than me, though you are infamous. You're famous in the worst way possible. Bald-crazy-Britney-Spear's-type famous is not good.

You could always take down all of the false statements you made about me that fall all over themselves. I can't understand how me, a respected author with not one public complaint about me for five years of business suddenly has some posts about her all suspiciously sounding like the same person slamming her is something you think people actually think is legit.

I'd say I'd back down when you refute all your statements, but at this point everything I'm gonna do is already done, and happening all around you. You were warned.

Enough, dude, at this point, I feel so bad for you. I'm pretty sure even I'm done mocking what you're doing to yourself, despite my disgust at the things your cheated clients and former victims keep coming to tell me The shadenfruede isn't so satisfying anymore. I pity you for being this pathetic. You aren't even good at being evil. :S

Effy D, Oswald, or whatever you want to be called today, you need help.

Unless you outright keep attacking me, I guess I have nothing more to say, because I think its wrong to attack mentally ill people, and you so obviously are crazy.

~C

Old Fruit-Loop Dandalion is King Con now

Hey all,

Another break in the "Cat VS The Nut" Saga!

Look, Frater Dantalion has admitted he's the King of Cons! Calling himself "King Con" (suitable name) he rages and posts fake reports about all he feels threatened or hurt him! (Oh, boo.) He has forgotten his meds, and I, the formally named (by Effy D,) "Poopster," (aka the NinjaCat,) am here to tell you all as our saga continues!

Since Frater D has apparently become sick of pretending to know how to cast spells, he now rages in apopoleptic fits at all spellcasting sites in the hope of "getting back at them!"

I have once again PDF'ed and photo'ed all the changes so I can pass them on to the detectives looking for King Con/Fruity Dandalion/Tim from the UK/Barbara/Martha/Oswald whom I have a meeting with on Tues of this week! (Frater Dantalion is so bad, more than a month later, we're still investigating him over here in NH!) I wasn't surprised after meeting the King of Cons that he's an internationally wanted criminal, but I didn't realize how serious it was. I just thought he was another crackpot with a site which tried to shame others because he's so threated by anyone who is competition, he slams them.

Poopster wants you to get on your meds. You need them so King of Cons.

Run, Fruity D, RUN!! They're coming for you! And I'm gonna be sitting there LMAO when they take you away. :D

The best part of the King of Cons is he brought me, an already internationally-known and incredibly-popular occult writer, so much readers and fans that I have to thank him for trying to blackmail, con, hack, abuse and simply harrass me. Thanks for all of the free press!! I loves it!

~Cat

Sorry, Its Too Funny Not To Share - it was entitled "Poopster."

From our old friend, and because it was so fun, after I forwarded it to the police, I had to put it up.

I needed a laugh... I don't think I've been called "Poopster" before... That's a new one.

Interesting to note the full headers had changed from those of five minutes before this when he'd emailed me. Before they were as such:

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The next email obviously has slightly changed, if you notice "Poopster" was sent with much more brief full headers. Of course he must have changed them when I CC'd the prior email I sent over to my local police department to him, so the "Poopster" email of course needed to be a bit different, I guess.

Full headers for y'all, and the message is in italics and bold.

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PARANOIA

But whatever all of your sites are going to come a cropper... that's more important than arguing with a nincompoop! Poopster!

You kicked a sleeping doggie - your choice, the doggie never cared about you, you Trae Dorn clone.

More Threats!

From our dear friend Frater Dantalion:
I updated my business details via my Nominet account, they were instantly available, your email complaint will arrive hours after the event - it takes up to 48 hours for the info to become available world wide, and anyway - big deal.

http://webwhois.nic.uk/cgi-bin/whois.cgi?query=black-magic-spells.co.uk&WHOIS+Submit.x=60&WHOIS+Submit.y=12

If you had a brain, you'd been dangerous.

Lawyers and rubbish, not 'lawyers are rubbish' - however, who do you think you are going on about lawyers? Ashia Haadi? You aren't that smart.

No lawyer can help you - none, clearly you aren't as vigilant as I thought, well - this time I am going to make sure the world and his mother sees it, I am going to do 'An Ashia' on you (but meatier, hotter and spicer), my test run confirms people do 'listen' and take notice. The fun begins tonight, I'll be Adwording as aggressively as you: http://www.love-spell.com/lovespellsscammers.html - Martha has more to add yet, but she is having a little break right now with a pot of tea and nice slice of Madeira cake.

I am not writing anymore - action, not words now

My thoughts:

Well, having gotten the police involved for the ongoing threats of harrassment and degradation from our ole buddy Frater D, I just want some public record (pics maybe) of the arrest and them taking his hard drive. ;)

I have never owned a YouTube account or a video camera. I don't know how I'm the head of some giant evil league of scamming internet psychics (the other day I was the leader of like the Internet Psychic Gangster league,) but apparently I am very scary (yes, I must be,) because the multiple level of threats, schemes, and other things being thrown at me is... amusing. If I have had Originalninjacat.com as long as I have (four years as a business, this site almost five years,) and not even had an "ROR" complaint until a "Dave from the UK," listed me as attacking him via YouTube on January 2009 with what suspiciously was a replica of Frater D's stuff... Well, that's all suspicious. Even more suspicious, is the inclusion of this "Martha" he speaks of who also has the same WHOIS information as he DOES on another WHOIS server. (I checked them all.)

As for the random name dropping, he does seem intent on dragging everyone down with him.

Since the police are involved at this point, I guess I can't say too much, but...

If I was so "stupid," and "so not a threat," why on earth do you keep spamming me, threatening to "load" my site with adwords, and making false ROR's and also placing multiple different addresses on WHOIS?

When the police locate you, I pray that they make sure you get the mental help you so obviously need. Please get off of the crystal meth or whatever it is that makes you fall into these apopoleptic (sorry Carmin, that's a great word,) fits of rage, only to needlessly harrass me and give me further proof that the only person here with a problem being a scammer or being a fake or being a harrasser is you, Frater D, Martha, or whatever name you choose to call yourself by.

The truth is, I've been waiting to finish my book and semi-retire, so this all the more amusing. ;) But its also creepy because some people are obviously a threat to others being as mentally-challenged as the above letter writer is, so I had to involve the police lest an angry "Frater D/Martha/Dave from the UK," attempt further harm or try to con those he claims are "too ignorant to know better."

And sadly, for Frater D, I've had more business, and several clients have offered to stand up for me (thank you, you don't have to,) since you started this. :) I've had so much positive reinforcement that I am not doing anything wrong (Officer Bailey was laughing pretty hard when I related the situation happening to her, and she's a really nice lady - I hope you get to meet her,) so I do hope you grow a brain and calm down.

I will give you, my twisted and most psychotic friend, that you have a set of balls, but these are not attatched to a working brain. Sadly, without a brain, your balls just make you a bit of a dickhead.

My life's work is online for all to see...and unless I say otherwise in the post its in, its totally my own original work. Since you downloaded it to your PC, you can print it and read it from wherever they send you...hopefully a rubber room somewhere.

Never try playing with Goetia if you don't know what you're doing FraterD, you become paranoid and sometimes very mentally ill... Ah...too late!

Hope its nicer in AZ than it is here in NH.

If anyone wants forwards with full headers of his emails, do let me know.

I'm about ready for that lawsuit as well, but the arrest first is apparently needed.

Oh, the dramz!

~Cat

PS- Behind every great person, there's always some crazy hater. I never thought I was a great or famous person til I ran into "Frater Dantalion" and became his desired whipping girl! Oooooo kinky! I'm sorry, I'm not single, but you can talk to my guy about if he wants you to "Whip" or "f*ck" with me...I'm sure you'd like his response. He already seriously wants to meet you.

Wait, before you get freaked - he's a contractor, and doesn't use the occult, so you can't add his business to your psychic gangster league. You could ask him to be on your Beer drinker league, I like roofing league, or the "Good with Wood" league.

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This here is Sly and his family Stone singing the great tune STAND! that I grabbed off of marijuanita of YouTube (cute name, lol) and which one of my personal anthems... Especially right now dealing with this nutcase! ;

Please check out the studio version by looking up Sly and Family Stone, "Stand," on Rhapsody or iTunes - its a great tune!

Mama Cat Was Up Very Late...

Alright... I took care of the bad man on the interwebs.

I am nothing if not driven.

For those of you I've bothered about the bad man...I apologize. He's all taken care of and doesn't know it yet. :) I'm sorry to have given you some trouble when I didn't have to stay up emailing people late. Oh my... I am good with the phone, my altars, and the internet. :D Not YouTube though...still don't have a video camera or a YouTube account so I can't be the master of everything.

Yes, fellow spellcasters, I do realize he's one in a million who post tripe just to make themselves sound important. I am pretty litigious. Sorry again to bother you. Many of you thanked me for the heads up, and please know, I am the person who will tell you if someone is saying something about you...even if we never met. You have the right to confront your attacker.

And thanks everyone. If you have a problem with him, you let me know. The information I needed is mine now. We got everyone working on it. I was told the attorney general of the United States is apparently after him...so... good.

And my yesterday's problem...not really a problem for me anymore. :)

Oh, and if anyone needs a cool turkey foot like mine in the previous post, please let me know!

~C

Now if you'll excuse me... Me, some graveyard dirt, poppy seeds, skull candles....well, a lot of things I can't share with you, have an appointment in the altar room. If only I did have YouTube...there would be some loud crying in Scottsdale. ;) Got to add a few things to this here tin (candles, roots...surprises I have...hehe.)

I love you all. Will have a new spell up for you later today! :D

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Open Letter Part II

Dearest Frater Dantalion:

Thank you for updating your "scam" of Calastrology. They have been online since the nineties and offering the same services. Glad you liked my letter alerting you of that and you changed it. See, I tell the truth, you twist it.

I have never been a member on YouTube. We can prove it. We checked.

Furthermore, I don't know you. I have had enough. I asked you to act like a big boy, and to tell me your problems with me.

You instead published more lies. The whole site has been PDF'd and Photoed. Twice. We're cataloging the changes. Please tell me to send the legal papers, though we have the WHOIS. We will be calling you in a few days with a summons. Its not a joke.

You may post a letter of retraction (what was it you were saying about honest practitioners getting slammed by others...why isn't that fucking ironic, - its what you're doing to me,) and a letter of apology to this lovely woman here writing this, who is a stranger to you. I tried to be nice... Why you got to play mean?

If someone was posing as me on YouTube, show me. I will make hamburger out of their ass, not yours.

I also photoed and PDF'd my records where you went through my blog, and all of my spells and spent a lot of time copying my recipies down! We have every move you've made!

If I'm so bad, why you stealing my shit?

You are a very sorry, very little very detestable man. I am so sorry for never doing anything to harm you, and for trying to treat you like an adult.

Trying to post the biggest names you find on Google and ripping them on Rip off report is what you do, I see.

Grow a set and talk to me, or else I'll see you in court.

I love court! Its where you pay me $100 an hour for wasting my time on your libel suit when all you needed to do was retract your liablous and slanderous statements.

You are such a little fool. You wanted a fight... I just wanted a peaceful resolution. What was that you said about making enemies? I didn't make one... Tried to play nice.

Luv you!

~C

PS- HOW IS SCOTTSDALE ARIZONA? That's not the UK!! We WHOISed you, and have been discussing you with GoDaddy, who hosts your site!!! They were very interested to hear what we had to say. We love GoDaddy! Since I do business with them...I do definitely recommend their services to all. :)

This is your IP: 208.109.181.29

As a site selling services, you must post your name. You are in clear violation of WHOIS rules! :)

We called Godaddy to tell them so. :)

You are a non-UK website owner, with a UK address, and you are saying someone is too American to be UK on your site. Ironic.

I've also been contacting the WHOIS. You know, you have to have a name on a trade site.... I figured they should know.

Anyhow, Glad to know you are in the States. Thought I'd have to enjoy the jolly UK with my AWESOME UK clients to speak with you in court.

Don't you wish you spoke to me now? Ooops. Me so litigious.

You don't fuck with the kitty - she keeps the claws long for a reason.

Open Letter...

Dearest Frater Dantalion,

I do not have a YouTube account (not one I know of at least, which means I never made one,) nor have I ever had contact with you at this writing. I don't know why you feel I've caused you hurt or pain or said you're a scammer (never heard of you,) but could you please politely remove my name from #40 scammer on your list? Cuz, I don't know who the ROR is, and I'm not trying to defame you.

If you kindly look at my sites (this one and originalninjacat.com which you're defaming, slandering, and lying about,) you may notice I never mention you til now. ;)

Please either contact me as I have kindly requested you do so, or respond and tell me what exactly you are speaking of. I've already copied your entire "scam sheet," and it is now nicely frozen in time for all the practitioners who may wish to contact me, as well as my lawyer, and anyone you may say anything to.

I think it would be a better idea if you and I spoke on what your issue is with me, so we can get to the bottom of this like adults. Having never met you, known of you, or even given a damn what you were doing until I kept getting email about what you had said about me, I feel perhaps its time we spoke like adults.

While I've never said you were a scammer (I did say people who post scammer lists are generally scammers, but I didn't know of your site or you when I said that, haha,) nor have I ever openly attacked you or acted in any way against you to my knowledge, you apparently feel that I have. I would like to resolve this confusion.

I do enjoy the Goetia. Dantalion is a difficult spirit to work with. I would love to discuss the Goetia with you. :) Thank you for taking time out of your day to discuss your problems with me.

See, I don't make accusations against those I've never met! :) I have, however, been victimized by people who have never met me and attack me because I would not take on their case, because they were jealous of my Cat's Rants site, or for whatever reason. If such is the case here, do let me know. I have more time on my hands as I am writing a book to be published soon and have been taking on less cases. I have 3 publishing offers, and believe me, if I get big enough in published material, you can have all the business you want.

Hope we can work it out.

~Cat

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