Cat's Rants - Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

Dedicated to my BIGGEST FAN!

Ah my lovelies,

You know, I realize my caustic humor sometimes does not really play well with people.

Take today for example, when in my inbox I this person named Kristin sent me an email telling me she'd love to work with my husband Nagasiva, and could not wait to get a book of mine in Spanish. Oh, and that my Lucky Mojo forum was awesome....and so was this blog...which she apparently likes reading...but not as much as she would have me think since she missed all the places where I had pictures of me (like the front page,) or references to the fact that I am living in NH (not California,) or any other clues like the part of the FAQ that says I'm not related to the Lucky Mojo or that article where I said "Why aren't you Cat Yronwode" was one of my weirder complaints this year (that's been on the front page might have fallen off by now.)

Yeah.....

Anyhow, I replied (yea quoth I,): "I'm NOT CAT YRONWODE. Wrong Cat. I do write confessions of an occult mastermind/Cat's Rants, but my last name begins with a W. It also says repetitively that I am not the same Cat who runs the lucky mojo (nor do I belong to her forum, nor would anyone ask for my book in Spanish since its still on the way to getting published in English,) so you obviously missed that. Guess you don't read my blog all that much." ;)

Well, really if you read my blog, you'd know.

This is what I get back in response from her: "Well, that's a relief. Uh, no I don't read it. Uh, honest mistake. Uh, apparently you don't state that you are not Yronwode enough. Kudos on the hostile bitch attitude, though. Confuse power with personal mastery much?"

Wow, you call me a bitch and a bunch of names...alright, I'm ready to engage with the defensive jackass, I guess, so I reply: "Wow, coming from a twit who apparently thinks all people named Cat are the same person, I guess I'm really sad you don't like me. Boohoo."

Now, I think we're still sort of playing but am not sure? I mean, I didn't expect to be called a bitch for having to correct a person who wrote me a 2 page email about how great Cat Y's store is and trying to give me that credit (uh, I could NOT run LMCC - I don't have near enough business sense, so give credit to whom its due) and Cat Y credit for my blog...but hey, being corrected is upsetting.

So I get this: "The only thing that happened initially and objectively was my mistaking your site for someone with a gracious demeanor might have gained you a client."

Allow me to interject here - I don't want a client who can't figure out I'm not the same person as another person with my nickname. Kristin is a common name...are you all Kristins?

Her email continues: "You go off like a spoiled brat and get called on it and stomp your feet. You have issues. Going off like a fuckin' psychonut is certainly your option. As for your "life's work"... perhaps some attention to your anger and age issues would be a better use of your time.

At least you have been entertaining. In a simian way."

Wow, baby, sorry I corrected you that this wasn't Cat Yronwode's site. Um, who's name calling (calling me a bitch,) and having a hissy? Who? I'm over on my end giggling my ass off - this girl must be 17, for goodness sakes, hehehehehehe!

So I end this with info on how to reach Cat Y (well, I think my info is old and from 2008, but I hope its some help,) and this:

"Hahaha, big words. You've been entertaining, too. I like people who get indignant when their own stupidity is pointed out to them... You've been entertaining in a porcine way.

And you're the one calling me a bitch and etc. :)

Lovesit,

~C"

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Now for everyone else.... If you want to be a complete ass face and have no sense of humor, then really...

I'm sorry some people don't have a sense of humor, but generally you don't write about what a fuckface you think some rootworker is when you've just told her you love her blog...

Anyhow sorry I don't clarify enough that Cat Y aren't the same person (I thought the pictures kinda helped,) and also wanted to thank this email writer for being so kind as to act like I don't have respect for someone's work because I refused to take credit for it. I have a great deal of respect for Cat Y's work, and I'd think pointing out that I do not deserve credit for it would show that I feel she has more rootworkin' experience than me, thanks.

Well, to all the Kristins of this world, I'm glad to know that everyone with your name is you, and that all things that Kristins do are to be credited to you, and if you object to this, you must be a psychonut bitch with a temper condition.

Though I do have a bad temper. Boo on me. I must be such a cuntwad to actually have thought you had a sense of humor. Let me go ape my way over to my tree, have banana and a nap now.

Anyone else want to get up here, or are we all set?

And Kristin, be honored, I never give people's names up on the blog. You're the first person who wrote me that I did give this honor to. I'm such a simian psychonut bitch. Psychonut...sounds like a really good Ben and Jerry's flavor.

Love your dearest fan,

Cat "Psychonut" the leader of the Evil Axis of Internet Weirdos. :D

Weird Complaints of 2009

Hey Occulties,

This is just for fun, but basically, here's a look back at the weird complaints and comments I have gotten via the blog or from work that I'd thought I'd share with you. Enjoy!

The picture I saw on one page for how to make a name paper was not on the page I was looking at so I don't know how to do it.

So...basically you know there is an article telling you how to make a name paper, but it was too much trouble to find it, so you're mandating I do it for ya. Wow, you're a very driven person - good to see you can accomplish feats great and small...by having someone else do them for you. ;)

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Your hair isn't red enough in this picture/stop making your hair different colors, I can't see your hair - did you cut it?

Listen, my hair has been the same color a helluva lot longer than I've been publishing this blog. Its also been approximately the same length. I am not in any way responsible for the difference the lighting may make for a particular picture or image of my hair...and its cool you like my hair and all, but... ;) Its been the same style and color and length for a lot longer than you've known me, and will continue in said style, length, and color for a long time to come. I plan to be the old broad with a lot of hair when I get to the old stage of my life. ;)

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I can't believe you used foul language!

Well, if you knew me personally, you'd be shocked that I don't use it sometimes. ;)

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Why doesn't your skull candle spell have a substitution for the skull candle?

Did you check the title of the spell? "Skull candle controlling spell" - not whateverthehellyouwannause candle controlling spell, as you can see. If you can't bother yourself to get a skull shaped candle, why not try a spell which does not have a title showing that it revolves around the use of a skull figural candle.

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You say you won't teach break up spells and to go look elsewhere other than your blog to find them. That isn't fair, I want to break up this married couple because I am in love with the guy (this is a real letter, the guy was named and I changed that,) and you should just deal with it even if you don't like adultery and tell me how to break them up because I need to know.

While I realize trying to impart this to a histrionic narcissist is probably just pointless, there are tons of places to go find a break up curse off of my site, so you can go sleep with someone else's husband. I won't be a party to it, but a Google search might be. ;)

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Are you as big of a bitch as you come off as being on your blog?

Sometimes. Sometimes I'm even a bigger bitch than that. Most of the time, I'm a very nice person, though.

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Can you give me a nose spirit that every time I wiggle my nose, it will do what I want it to?

No. Listen "Bewitched" is a television show, and its not based on any realistic occult circumstances or lore. I have never heard of anyone having a "nose spirit," much less a "nose spirit" that grants every wish you have by wiggling your nose. If such a thing existed, I would be wiggling my nose all day long, and certainly, as I'd be your god then, you'd not have any idea you could get a nose spirit, because I'd make everyone ignorant to their existance so I could be the superior being to you all...maybe I already have done that. Worship me as your god and we'll see. ;)

Really though, honestly....there's no such thing. That's a TV show, and a pretty stupid and pretty bad TV show too. I also can't make a djinn, much less a Barbara-Eden-shaped genie come out of a "magic bottle" you bought at a yard sale, okay? ;)

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Why aren't you Cat Yronwode? (seriously, someone asked.)

I was born 30 or so years too late to the wrong parents to be her. I was probably incarnate in another body when she was being born. That's my best guess anyhow. The reason she isn't me is because she was incarnate when I was being born. Past that, we're both different beings, so I don't know as we could technically ever be the same person.

Reallly this is my best answer. If its any consolation there seems to be a full tribe of really confused people who think the two of us are the same person and just won't admit it...which is probably related to the meatballs that confuse us regularly despite the fact we look nothing like each other, live on opposite coasts, have entirely different personalities, and do not operate any businesses together or anything like that. We both love Hoodoo. There ya go, that's one thing other than a nickname that she and I share. ;)

People, Cat is not an odd or uncommon nickname. Get over the fact that we have the same nickname. As Cat Y once said to me, "If we were both named Steve, do you think people would still confuse us?"

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Can you add in a search box or make your blog easier to navigate?

While this isn't so odd of a complaint, I will repeat what I've said for years, which is that despite the fact that my blog is a PAID blog, I do not have control over the fact that TypePad has no search box feature, and I've tried to make my archives as easy to navigate as possible. I am always working to improve the blog, but obviously if something is under the control of the company and not myself (suchas a search feature,) the people to complain to would be the TypePad company, and not yours truly.

Alrightey, that's the best I got for today, kiddos, hope it was educational or amusing (or both.)

~Cat

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Instant Classic - From The Email-box

Hello Occulties,

Its not that I posted the article prior to this without some idea that it might offend people. As I'm sure all of us know, people are offended by bodily functions. This is why we are taught to supress farts and burps in public, and to do our eliminatings of waste in a private manner. Indeed, I knew some people would say "how awful that woman is," or as some moe-moes who think I didn't know they were talking about me on a message board might say "The redhead who does not like to be named really was taking too much space up discussing the use of a naughty item in spellwork."

However, color me surprised to get this cherry of an email. The author (who will not be named, just like the redhead writing this article for ya,) is in italics, and my replies are in the regular type.

Dear disgusting bitch,

Oh, please, call me Cat. :)

You know I've put up with alot [sic] of having to deal with your gross talk of body fluids because you have some good informasion [sic] on your site.

Yes, I imagine the discussion of things like penises and vaginas and genital secretions is difficult on most people, thus why porn is so unpopular...still, thank you for soldiering on, just to do ME the favor of reading my site.

Today I was so grossed out by what you had to say. You talked about things which obviously exite [sic] you alot. [sic] I bet you are a fecal freak because only someone who is exited by feces as much as you are would write something like that.

I can't say that those things are exiting me more than once a day or so, so I'm not sure if that defines that feces exits me a lot...according to my doctor, I should have it exit me about once a day on average. Still, thinking back on times when I did have it exit me a lot (a particular memory post-consumption of habenero jack cheese reminds me of a very bad 15 minutes of my life,) I was actually less encouraged to write anything at that moment than perhaps in any time of my life. I'm afraid I'll have to disagree with you on that point.

Maybe there is some historical backround [sic] to this sort of thing, but no one wants to hear it or know! I am never going to read your blog agian! [sic] You made me throw up!

Yeah...that warning in the title didn't give you enough information to make the decision not to read the article, huh? And um, actually obviously SOMEONE wanted to read about it, because as I detailed in the first paragraph, it was a request made by a reader to write that article ...a challenge to be more accurate.

However, since your NEVER GONNA READ MY BLOG AGAIN, I guess you will never know that I answered your complaint, and that I let you know just how deeply I'm concerned by you taking offense at me discussing a topic you feel is distateful. Goodness forbid I offend your delicate sensibilities.

Love,

~Cat

The Embarrassing Moments of the NinjaCat

As many of you may have guessed, that I work from home is a great thing in the sense that I am probably, on any given day, sitting here in PJ's with no make up on, looking like I just rolled out of bed, and really...let's say comfortable to the degree that I would only let family see me this way. ;) I was raised to believe when you let people outside your family and closest friends see you, that you are dressed and look your best.

So, today, wearing a giant black t-shirt in man's XL (I wear a ladies small usually) which is inscribed with "Captain up your Halloween, Halloween 2007, Captain Morgan's Rum," (free at the bar 2 years ago,) and a pair of PJ pants which have seen at least 3 years of service (so are not in the best condition,) and wearing NO MAKE UP with 2 GIGANTIC CHIN ZITS on my face (let's not even discuss what my hair was doing,) I hear a knock at the door. Seeing as I was making most homeless people look like fashion plates with my get up and lack of grooming, I know its the FedEx guy and figure (since its a stock order for work I've been expecting,) that I will let this guy just drop the package off at the door and remain in the house where he can't behold my hideous visage. He sure seems to be taking a long time, I notice, but I remain still and hidden. God forbid ANYONE see me like this - I look like the little girl from the Exorcist minus the pea-soup puke. Finally he leaves and I go over to my entry way where the package companies leave their packages. All I see is a sticker with a "Signature required" notice, and a number for the guy.

Realizing this guy is probably 100 feet from the entrance to my property delivering his other packages, I call. I tell him "Listen, I was actually in the house when you came by, and I was ashamed of how bad I look. I hid from you because I didn't want you to see what I look like. I have no make up on, and I'm...well, a mess."

The guy starts laughing, and tells me he'll be right back with the package. I hurry to get something to help my appearance (a little coverup on the zits is what I managed,) and the guy is already there.

So, if you guys never think I make an ass out of myself (well, I know you all do know that I make an ass out of myself,) I had to answer my door with the worst hair I've had in as long as I can remember in PJ pants that are falling apart wearing no make up, after admitting to a package carrier that I hid from him because I'm too lazy to get dressed and put my make up on since I don't have to leave the house. Yes, he laughed at me and told me I look fine, and he'd seen much worse and not to be embarrassed (MUCH WORSE! CRAP! That means that I did look awful, but also that monsters must live on my road.) He also told me I am as bad as his girlfriend. Apparently he was absent that day in class when he learned that most womenfolk (and I hope people in general,) despise being seen at their worst.

I can't believe I got busted for hiding from the FedEx guy.

Well, at least the stock order is in. ;) I hope this was a LOL moment for others.

~Cat

See, I Told You So!

In an amusing turn of events, I manifested complaining people by complaining about people complaining, as well as manifesting negativity about manifestation coming out like a bad stink from a bog by bringing it up in this post. See, I told you the Universe rewards complainers with more to complain about! Your old friend, Cat is now the living proof of that. I had actually posted that post as sort of a "you're all letting yourselves devolve into negative behaviors without noticing," sort of thing...but I see I just manifested more of what was really driving me bats today. ;) Sooooo, hehe, there you go. I have now proven my own theory by driving more of what I was complaining of to my very own self by complaining of it.

While this is truly unpleasant (again, that was sort of meant as a nudge in the opposite direction, but whatever,) its nice to see I have a nice example for all of you here. :D

Let us all try to have a more positive Tuesday, shall we?

~Cat

For Brian

"Today I'd like to explain what a candle is to all of you. Usually, a candle is a long cylindrical object made of wax with a string called a 'wick' at the end, - it sort of resembles a tampon, but can come in many different shapes. However, I urge you not to use a candle as a tampon, nor to use a tampon as a candle. Lighting your tampon may cause serious injuries."

Hope you liked that, buddy. ;)

For the rest of you...I'm sorry for this perverted disruption to tell you a personal joke, now back to our regularly scheduled program.

~C

Old Fruit-Loop Dandalion is King Con now

Hey all,

Another break in the "Cat VS The Nut" Saga!

Look, Frater Dantalion has admitted he's the King of Cons! Calling himself "King Con" (suitable name) he rages and posts fake reports about all he feels threatened or hurt him! (Oh, boo.) He has forgotten his meds, and I, the formally named (by Effy D,) "Poopster," (aka the NinjaCat,) am here to tell you all as our saga continues!

Since Frater D has apparently become sick of pretending to know how to cast spells, he now rages in apopoleptic fits at all spellcasting sites in the hope of "getting back at them!"

I have once again PDF'ed and photo'ed all the changes so I can pass them on to the detectives looking for King Con/Fruity Dandalion/Tim from the UK/Barbara/Martha/Oswald whom I have a meeting with on Tues of this week! (Frater Dantalion is so bad, more than a month later, we're still investigating him over here in NH!) I wasn't surprised after meeting the King of Cons that he's an internationally wanted criminal, but I didn't realize how serious it was. I just thought he was another crackpot with a site which tried to shame others because he's so threated by anyone who is competition, he slams them.

Poopster wants you to get on your meds. You need them so King of Cons.

Run, Fruity D, RUN!! They're coming for you! And I'm gonna be sitting there LMAO when they take you away. :D

The best part of the King of Cons is he brought me, an already internationally-known and incredibly-popular occult writer, so much readers and fans that I have to thank him for trying to blackmail, con, hack, abuse and simply harrass me. Thanks for all of the free press!! I loves it!

~Cat

Sorry, Its Too Funny Not To Share - it was entitled "Poopster."

From our old friend, and because it was so fun, after I forwarded it to the police, I had to put it up.

I needed a laugh... I don't think I've been called "Poopster" before... That's a new one.

Interesting to note the full headers had changed from those of five minutes before this when he'd emailed me. Before they were as such:

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The next email obviously has slightly changed, if you notice "Poopster" was sent with much more brief full headers. Of course he must have changed them when I CC'd the prior email I sent over to my local police department to him, so the "Poopster" email of course needed to be a bit different, I guess.

Full headers for y'all, and the message is in italics and bold.

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PARANOIA

But whatever all of your sites are going to come a cropper... that's more important than arguing with a nincompoop! Poopster!

You kicked a sleeping doggie - your choice, the doggie never cared about you, you Trae Dorn clone.

More Threats!

From our dear friend Frater Dantalion:
I updated my business details via my Nominet account, they were instantly available, your email complaint will arrive hours after the event - it takes up to 48 hours for the info to become available world wide, and anyway - big deal.

http://webwhois.nic.uk/cgi-bin/whois.cgi?query=black-magic-spells.co.uk&WHOIS+Submit.x=60&WHOIS+Submit.y=12

If you had a brain, you'd been dangerous.

Lawyers and rubbish, not 'lawyers are rubbish' - however, who do you think you are going on about lawyers? Ashia Haadi? You aren't that smart.

No lawyer can help you - none, clearly you aren't as vigilant as I thought, well - this time I am going to make sure the world and his mother sees it, I am going to do 'An Ashia' on you (but meatier, hotter and spicer), my test run confirms people do 'listen' and take notice. The fun begins tonight, I'll be Adwording as aggressively as you: http://www.love-spell.com/lovespellsscammers.html - Martha has more to add yet, but she is having a little break right now with a pot of tea and nice slice of Madeira cake.

I am not writing anymore - action, not words now

My thoughts:

Well, having gotten the police involved for the ongoing threats of harrassment and degradation from our ole buddy Frater D, I just want some public record (pics maybe) of the arrest and them taking his hard drive. ;)

I have never owned a YouTube account or a video camera. I don't know how I'm the head of some giant evil league of scamming internet psychics (the other day I was the leader of like the Internet Psychic Gangster league,) but apparently I am very scary (yes, I must be,) because the multiple level of threats, schemes, and other things being thrown at me is... amusing. If I have had Originalninjacat.com as long as I have (four years as a business, this site almost five years,) and not even had an "ROR" complaint until a "Dave from the UK," listed me as attacking him via YouTube on January 2009 with what suspiciously was a replica of Frater D's stuff... Well, that's all suspicious. Even more suspicious, is the inclusion of this "Martha" he speaks of who also has the same WHOIS information as he DOES on another WHOIS server. (I checked them all.)

As for the random name dropping, he does seem intent on dragging everyone down with him.

Since the police are involved at this point, I guess I can't say too much, but...

If I was so "stupid," and "so not a threat," why on earth do you keep spamming me, threatening to "load" my site with adwords, and making false ROR's and also placing multiple different addresses on WHOIS?

When the police locate you, I pray that they make sure you get the mental help you so obviously need. Please get off of the crystal meth or whatever it is that makes you fall into these apopoleptic (sorry Carmin, that's a great word,) fits of rage, only to needlessly harrass me and give me further proof that the only person here with a problem being a scammer or being a fake or being a harrasser is you, Frater D, Martha, or whatever name you choose to call yourself by.

The truth is, I've been waiting to finish my book and semi-retire, so this all the more amusing. ;) But its also creepy because some people are obviously a threat to others being as mentally-challenged as the above letter writer is, so I had to involve the police lest an angry "Frater D/Martha/Dave from the UK," attempt further harm or try to con those he claims are "too ignorant to know better."

And sadly, for Frater D, I've had more business, and several clients have offered to stand up for me (thank you, you don't have to,) since you started this. :) I've had so much positive reinforcement that I am not doing anything wrong (Officer Bailey was laughing pretty hard when I related the situation happening to her, and she's a really nice lady - I hope you get to meet her,) so I do hope you grow a brain and calm down.

I will give you, my twisted and most psychotic friend, that you have a set of balls, but these are not attatched to a working brain. Sadly, without a brain, your balls just make you a bit of a dickhead.

My life's work is online for all to see...and unless I say otherwise in the post its in, its totally my own original work. Since you downloaded it to your PC, you can print it and read it from wherever they send you...hopefully a rubber room somewhere.

Never try playing with Goetia if you don't know what you're doing FraterD, you become paranoid and sometimes very mentally ill... Ah...too late!

Hope its nicer in AZ than it is here in NH.

If anyone wants forwards with full headers of his emails, do let me know.

I'm about ready for that lawsuit as well, but the arrest first is apparently needed.

Oh, the dramz!

~Cat

PS- Behind every great person, there's always some crazy hater. I never thought I was a great or famous person til I ran into "Frater Dantalion" and became his desired whipping girl! Oooooo kinky! I'm sorry, I'm not single, but you can talk to my guy about if he wants you to "Whip" or "f*ck" with me...I'm sure you'd like his response. He already seriously wants to meet you.

Wait, before you get freaked - he's a contractor, and doesn't use the occult, so you can't add his business to your psychic gangster league. You could ask him to be on your Beer drinker league, I like roofing league, or the "Good with Wood" league.

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This here is Sly and his family Stone singing the great tune STAND! that I grabbed off of marijuanita of YouTube (cute name, lol) and which one of my personal anthems... Especially right now dealing with this nutcase! ;

Please check out the studio version by looking up Sly and Family Stone, "Stand," on Rhapsody or iTunes - its a great tune!

Open Letter Part II

Dearest Frater Dantalion:

Thank you for updating your "scam" of Calastrology. They have been online since the nineties and offering the same services. Glad you liked my letter alerting you of that and you changed it. See, I tell the truth, you twist it.

I have never been a member on YouTube. We can prove it. We checked.

Furthermore, I don't know you. I have had enough. I asked you to act like a big boy, and to tell me your problems with me.

You instead published more lies. The whole site has been PDF'd and Photoed. Twice. We're cataloging the changes. Please tell me to send the legal papers, though we have the WHOIS. We will be calling you in a few days with a summons. Its not a joke.

You may post a letter of retraction (what was it you were saying about honest practitioners getting slammed by others...why isn't that fucking ironic, - its what you're doing to me,) and a letter of apology to this lovely woman here writing this, who is a stranger to you. I tried to be nice... Why you got to play mean?

If someone was posing as me on YouTube, show me. I will make hamburger out of their ass, not yours.

I also photoed and PDF'd my records where you went through my blog, and all of my spells and spent a lot of time copying my recipies down! We have every move you've made!

If I'm so bad, why you stealing my shit?

You are a very sorry, very little very detestable man. I am so sorry for never doing anything to harm you, and for trying to treat you like an adult.

Trying to post the biggest names you find on Google and ripping them on Rip off report is what you do, I see.

Grow a set and talk to me, or else I'll see you in court.

I love court! Its where you pay me $100 an hour for wasting my time on your libel suit when all you needed to do was retract your liablous and slanderous statements.

You are such a little fool. You wanted a fight... I just wanted a peaceful resolution. What was that you said about making enemies? I didn't make one... Tried to play nice.

Luv you!

~C

PS- HOW IS SCOTTSDALE ARIZONA? That's not the UK!! We WHOISed you, and have been discussing you with GoDaddy, who hosts your site!!! They were very interested to hear what we had to say. We love GoDaddy! Since I do business with them...I do definitely recommend their services to all. :)

This is your IP: 208.109.181.29

As a site selling services, you must post your name. You are in clear violation of WHOIS rules! :)

We called Godaddy to tell them so. :)

You are a non-UK website owner, with a UK address, and you are saying someone is too American to be UK on your site. Ironic.

I've also been contacting the WHOIS. You know, you have to have a name on a trade site.... I figured they should know.

Anyhow, Glad to know you are in the States. Thought I'd have to enjoy the jolly UK with my AWESOME UK clients to speak with you in court.

Don't you wish you spoke to me now? Ooops. Me so litigious.

You don't fuck with the kitty - she keeps the claws long for a reason.