Cat's Rants - Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

"King Con," our friend, Fruitbar Dandalion attacks from a New Site!

Hey Occulties,

Look, Fruity-D is at it again!

http://www.blackmagicspells.me/

He's going back to being Oswald! And hey, look another thing I can send to the police, and an exact replica of his old site, so his "magic" must be so "different" than before.

I figured since a lot of Frater Dantalion (let's know him as Effy D,) victims have checked out my story of Cat VS The Nut, I would share this with you all.

Alright, Effy D, its Poopster talking here.... Please, please, please exercise some common sense and RUN, EFFY D, RUN!! Its not the Goetic entities, or disembodied spirits or even minions of hell attacking you that you need fear - its those ladies and gents with badges who are coming for you. Seriously, Oswald, Poopster knows - she knows your every move cuz this is one of the most read areas of my blog, and people seek you out to see if they can find new news on you to send me to keep this going. This is 1/20th of what I hear about, if that. I am actually being nice to you and not saying most of what I know!

I'll give you that you are much more famous than me, though you are infamous. You're famous in the worst way possible. Bald-crazy-Britney-Spear's-type famous is not good.

You could always take down all of the false statements you made about me that fall all over themselves. I can't understand how me, a respected author with not one public complaint about me for five years of business suddenly has some posts about her all suspiciously sounding like the same person slamming her is something you think people actually think is legit.

I'd say I'd back down when you refute all your statements, but at this point everything I'm gonna do is already done, and happening all around you. You were warned.

Enough, dude, at this point, I feel so bad for you. I'm pretty sure even I'm done mocking what you're doing to yourself, despite my disgust at the things your cheated clients and former victims keep coming to tell me The shadenfruede isn't so satisfying anymore. I pity you for being this pathetic. You aren't even good at being evil. :S

Effy D, Oswald, or whatever you want to be called today, you need help.

Unless you outright keep attacking me, I guess I have nothing more to say, because I think its wrong to attack mentally ill people, and you so obviously are crazy.

~C

Old Fruit-Loop Dandalion is King Con now

Hey all,

Another break in the "Cat VS The Nut" Saga!

Look, Frater Dantalion has admitted he's the King of Cons! Calling himself "King Con" (suitable name) he rages and posts fake reports about all he feels threatened or hurt him! (Oh, boo.) He has forgotten his meds, and I, the formally named (by Effy D,) "Poopster," (aka the NinjaCat,) am here to tell you all as our saga continues!

Since Frater D has apparently become sick of pretending to know how to cast spells, he now rages in apopoleptic fits at all spellcasting sites in the hope of "getting back at them!"

I have once again PDF'ed and photo'ed all the changes so I can pass them on to the detectives looking for King Con/Fruity Dandalion/Tim from the UK/Barbara/Martha/Oswald whom I have a meeting with on Tues of this week! (Frater Dantalion is so bad, more than a month later, we're still investigating him over here in NH!) I wasn't surprised after meeting the King of Cons that he's an internationally wanted criminal, but I didn't realize how serious it was. I just thought he was another crackpot with a site which tried to shame others because he's so threated by anyone who is competition, he slams them.

Poopster wants you to get on your meds. You need them so King of Cons.

Run, Fruity D, RUN!! They're coming for you! And I'm gonna be sitting there LMAO when they take you away. :D

The best part of the King of Cons is he brought me, an already internationally-known and incredibly-popular occult writer, so much readers and fans that I have to thank him for trying to blackmail, con, hack, abuse and simply harrass me. Thanks for all of the free press!! I loves it!

~Cat

More Threats!

From our dear friend Frater Dantalion:
I updated my business details via my Nominet account, they were instantly available, your email complaint will arrive hours after the event - it takes up to 48 hours for the info to become available world wide, and anyway - big deal.

http://webwhois.nic.uk/cgi-bin/whois.cgi?query=black-magic-spells.co.uk&WHOIS+Submit.x=60&WHOIS+Submit.y=12

If you had a brain, you'd been dangerous.

Lawyers and rubbish, not 'lawyers are rubbish' - however, who do you think you are going on about lawyers? Ashia Haadi? You aren't that smart.

No lawyer can help you - none, clearly you aren't as vigilant as I thought, well - this time I am going to make sure the world and his mother sees it, I am going to do 'An Ashia' on you (but meatier, hotter and spicer), my test run confirms people do 'listen' and take notice. The fun begins tonight, I'll be Adwording as aggressively as you: http://www.love-spell.com/lovespellsscammers.html - Martha has more to add yet, but she is having a little break right now with a pot of tea and nice slice of Madeira cake.

I am not writing anymore - action, not words now

My thoughts:

Well, having gotten the police involved for the ongoing threats of harrassment and degradation from our ole buddy Frater D, I just want some public record (pics maybe) of the arrest and them taking his hard drive. ;)

I have never owned a YouTube account or a video camera. I don't know how I'm the head of some giant evil league of scamming internet psychics (the other day I was the leader of like the Internet Psychic Gangster league,) but apparently I am very scary (yes, I must be,) because the multiple level of threats, schemes, and other things being thrown at me is... amusing. If I have had Originalninjacat.com as long as I have (four years as a business, this site almost five years,) and not even had an "ROR" complaint until a "Dave from the UK," listed me as attacking him via YouTube on January 2009 with what suspiciously was a replica of Frater D's stuff... Well, that's all suspicious. Even more suspicious, is the inclusion of this "Martha" he speaks of who also has the same WHOIS information as he DOES on another WHOIS server. (I checked them all.)

As for the random name dropping, he does seem intent on dragging everyone down with him.

Since the police are involved at this point, I guess I can't say too much, but...

If I was so "stupid," and "so not a threat," why on earth do you keep spamming me, threatening to "load" my site with adwords, and making false ROR's and also placing multiple different addresses on WHOIS?

When the police locate you, I pray that they make sure you get the mental help you so obviously need. Please get off of the crystal meth or whatever it is that makes you fall into these apopoleptic (sorry Carmin, that's a great word,) fits of rage, only to needlessly harrass me and give me further proof that the only person here with a problem being a scammer or being a fake or being a harrasser is you, Frater D, Martha, or whatever name you choose to call yourself by.

The truth is, I've been waiting to finish my book and semi-retire, so this all the more amusing. ;) But its also creepy because some people are obviously a threat to others being as mentally-challenged as the above letter writer is, so I had to involve the police lest an angry "Frater D/Martha/Dave from the UK," attempt further harm or try to con those he claims are "too ignorant to know better."

And sadly, for Frater D, I've had more business, and several clients have offered to stand up for me (thank you, you don't have to,) since you started this. :) I've had so much positive reinforcement that I am not doing anything wrong (Officer Bailey was laughing pretty hard when I related the situation happening to her, and she's a really nice lady - I hope you get to meet her,) so I do hope you grow a brain and calm down.

I will give you, my twisted and most psychotic friend, that you have a set of balls, but these are not attatched to a working brain. Sadly, without a brain, your balls just make you a bit of a dickhead.

My life's work is online for all to see...and unless I say otherwise in the post its in, its totally my own original work. Since you downloaded it to your PC, you can print it and read it from wherever they send you...hopefully a rubber room somewhere.

Never try playing with Goetia if you don't know what you're doing FraterD, you become paranoid and sometimes very mentally ill... Ah...too late!

Hope its nicer in AZ than it is here in NH.

If anyone wants forwards with full headers of his emails, do let me know.

I'm about ready for that lawsuit as well, but the arrest first is apparently needed.

Oh, the dramz!

~Cat

PS- Behind every great person, there's always some crazy hater. I never thought I was a great or famous person til I ran into "Frater Dantalion" and became his desired whipping girl! Oooooo kinky! I'm sorry, I'm not single, but you can talk to my guy about if he wants you to "Whip" or "f*ck" with me...I'm sure you'd like his response. He already seriously wants to meet you.

Wait, before you get freaked - he's a contractor, and doesn't use the occult, so you can't add his business to your psychic gangster league. You could ask him to be on your Beer drinker league, I like roofing league, or the "Good with Wood" league.

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This here is Sly and his family Stone singing the great tune STAND! that I grabbed off of marijuanita of YouTube (cute name, lol) and which one of my personal anthems... Especially right now dealing with this nutcase! ;

Please check out the studio version by looking up Sly and Family Stone, "Stand," on Rhapsody or iTunes - its a great tune!

Mama Cat Was Up Very Late...

Alright... I took care of the bad man on the interwebs.

I am nothing if not driven.

For those of you I've bothered about the bad man...I apologize. He's all taken care of and doesn't know it yet. :) I'm sorry to have given you some trouble when I didn't have to stay up emailing people late. Oh my... I am good with the phone, my altars, and the internet. :D Not YouTube though...still don't have a video camera or a YouTube account so I can't be the master of everything.

Yes, fellow spellcasters, I do realize he's one in a million who post tripe just to make themselves sound important. I am pretty litigious. Sorry again to bother you. Many of you thanked me for the heads up, and please know, I am the person who will tell you if someone is saying something about you...even if we never met. You have the right to confront your attacker.

And thanks everyone. If you have a problem with him, you let me know. The information I needed is mine now. We got everyone working on it. I was told the attorney general of the United States is apparently after him...so... good.

And my yesterday's problem...not really a problem for me anymore. :)

Oh, and if anyone needs a cool turkey foot like mine in the previous post, please let me know!

~C

Now if you'll excuse me... Me, some graveyard dirt, poppy seeds, skull candles....well, a lot of things I can't share with you, have an appointment in the altar room. If only I did have YouTube...there would be some loud crying in Scottsdale. ;) Got to add a few things to this here tin (candles, roots...surprises I have...hehe.)

I love you all. Will have a new spell up for you later today! :D

MY ENTIRE SITE IS COPYRIGHT ORIGINALNINJACAT.COM (except where noted,) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. :)

Open Letter Part II

Dearest Frater Dantalion:

Thank you for updating your "scam" of Calastrology. They have been online since the nineties and offering the same services. Glad you liked my letter alerting you of that and you changed it. See, I tell the truth, you twist it.

I have never been a member on YouTube. We can prove it. We checked.

Furthermore, I don't know you. I have had enough. I asked you to act like a big boy, and to tell me your problems with me.

You instead published more lies. The whole site has been PDF'd and Photoed. Twice. We're cataloging the changes. Please tell me to send the legal papers, though we have the WHOIS. We will be calling you in a few days with a summons. Its not a joke.

You may post a letter of retraction (what was it you were saying about honest practitioners getting slammed by others...why isn't that fucking ironic, - its what you're doing to me,) and a letter of apology to this lovely woman here writing this, who is a stranger to you. I tried to be nice... Why you got to play mean?

If someone was posing as me on YouTube, show me. I will make hamburger out of their ass, not yours.

I also photoed and PDF'd my records where you went through my blog, and all of my spells and spent a lot of time copying my recipies down! We have every move you've made!

If I'm so bad, why you stealing my shit?

You are a very sorry, very little very detestable man. I am so sorry for never doing anything to harm you, and for trying to treat you like an adult.

Trying to post the biggest names you find on Google and ripping them on Rip off report is what you do, I see.

Grow a set and talk to me, or else I'll see you in court.

I love court! Its where you pay me $100 an hour for wasting my time on your libel suit when all you needed to do was retract your liablous and slanderous statements.

You are such a little fool. You wanted a fight... I just wanted a peaceful resolution. What was that you said about making enemies? I didn't make one... Tried to play nice.

Luv you!

~C

PS- HOW IS SCOTTSDALE ARIZONA? That's not the UK!! We WHOISed you, and have been discussing you with GoDaddy, who hosts your site!!! They were very interested to hear what we had to say. We love GoDaddy! Since I do business with them...I do definitely recommend their services to all. :)

This is your IP: 208.109.181.29

As a site selling services, you must post your name. You are in clear violation of WHOIS rules! :)

We called Godaddy to tell them so. :)

You are a non-UK website owner, with a UK address, and you are saying someone is too American to be UK on your site. Ironic.

I've also been contacting the WHOIS. You know, you have to have a name on a trade site.... I figured they should know.

Anyhow, Glad to know you are in the States. Thought I'd have to enjoy the jolly UK with my AWESOME UK clients to speak with you in court.

Don't you wish you spoke to me now? Ooops. Me so litigious.

You don't fuck with the kitty - she keeps the claws long for a reason.

Open Letter...

Dearest Frater Dantalion,

I do not have a YouTube account (not one I know of at least, which means I never made one,) nor have I ever had contact with you at this writing. I don't know why you feel I've caused you hurt or pain or said you're a scammer (never heard of you,) but could you please politely remove my name from #40 scammer on your list? Cuz, I don't know who the ROR is, and I'm not trying to defame you.

If you kindly look at my sites (this one and originalninjacat.com which you're defaming, slandering, and lying about,) you may notice I never mention you til now. ;)

Please either contact me as I have kindly requested you do so, or respond and tell me what exactly you are speaking of. I've already copied your entire "scam sheet," and it is now nicely frozen in time for all the practitioners who may wish to contact me, as well as my lawyer, and anyone you may say anything to.

I think it would be a better idea if you and I spoke on what your issue is with me, so we can get to the bottom of this like adults. Having never met you, known of you, or even given a damn what you were doing until I kept getting email about what you had said about me, I feel perhaps its time we spoke like adults.

While I've never said you were a scammer (I did say people who post scammer lists are generally scammers, but I didn't know of your site or you when I said that, haha,) nor have I ever openly attacked you or acted in any way against you to my knowledge, you apparently feel that I have. I would like to resolve this confusion.

I do enjoy the Goetia. Dantalion is a difficult spirit to work with. I would love to discuss the Goetia with you. :) Thank you for taking time out of your day to discuss your problems with me.

See, I don't make accusations against those I've never met! :) I have, however, been victimized by people who have never met me and attack me because I would not take on their case, because they were jealous of my Cat's Rants site, or for whatever reason. If such is the case here, do let me know. I have more time on my hands as I am writing a book to be published soon and have been taking on less cases. I have 3 publishing offers, and believe me, if I get big enough in published material, you can have all the business you want.

Hope we can work it out.

~Cat

See your site below!

In Summary, an Open Letter to those Who Love my Work, but Hate Me

Hey all,

While I normally do two posts regarding idiocy when its this grandiose, I feel a bit bad here, but whatev.

Toni (Starlyn1) and friends,

First of all, COPYRIGHT IS ENFORCABLE ON THE INTERNET. It is. If you have questions, "Toni," you may speak to my lawyer, and if you would steal my ADVICE word for word and SIGN YOUR NAME TO IT, this tells me that a large part and parcel of your site is a collection of the work of others - not your own. If you are so "spiritual," you would know this sort of behavior would bring you a lot of "bad karma." You took my intellectual property, and now that you have been called on it, the best defense would be to simply admit it - not pretend the wronged party is the person to attack.

You have not even bothered to contact me directly, instead posting to a group. I offered you speak to me privately, and you scurried away from that fast enough...but I am told you have a shop, so I would be happy to call you. Since public speeches are your preferred method, I will speak to you in your language.

If any of you would follow the type of person that defends this sort of behavior, you would deserve what you get. You are following someone who's work is not even theirs, who's thoughts are not theirs, and who defends illegal theft and misrepresentation by saying it was for the greater good. My site is here, a link to it would suffice, quotes around what was being said, and signed "Cat." Not signed "Toni" but with my signature. I have been copied quite a bit...as of yet this is the first instance of someone stealing my word for word advice. I'm tempted to take legal action if not only to teach that copyright law is very easily enforced, especially on a dated blog, that I can't "mess with" the dates, nor can I retroactively publish something to look like mine...and the arrival of your site on the scene is very much traceable as well.

Even more amusing is that several practitioners have told me they liked my website disclaimer on my business site (not the one on this site,) asked to copy it and replace the certain names (ie my site name with theirs,) and I was totally okay with this word for word copy. Seriously. Why? They asked my permission to use my work, and further, the piece didn't contain well-known catch phrases of mine from 3 years ago as did the plagurized item we spoke on yesterday.

As for am I "spiritual"? First off, that is effing rediculous. Considering none of you have met me personally or even bothered to come and speak to me one on one through emails or in any private setting, you are in no place to judge. But I will answer you here since you all seem only comfortable with me answering you in a public forum:

I am spiritual...but I'm not flakey, and I do not hide behind such claims in an effort to make others look worse. I find it troubling that someone outed as theif of intellectual property who signed her name to my work actually makes this accusation, and has people who are okay with that, but I guess that's because I'm normal. I do not believe that being spiritual makes a need for me to be someone you can kick and steal from. I have always stood up for myself. I have a strong belief in the divine and in spirits...does that make me spiritual? I have studied many religions and many paradigms, and have come full circle back to what I love (Hoodoo) many times. Does that make me spiritual? I pray every day and meditate every day even without a spell or a need to do such a thing, but because I WANT TO - does that make me spiritual? I have assisted people in trouble at cost to myself - both in cases of their spiritual safety and physical safety...and you feel perhaps THIS makes me spiritual?

I think anyone defending someone's blatant theft of my work and signing her name to it (her name was SIGNED, people,) might want to consider that I have been typing up pages and pages of free spells which I could have easily put in a book for SALE since most of this blog is my original work (except where noted and quoted, you know, like proper people do,) and then being cavalier about stealing it when spoken to might want to consider WHY they would take that person's side over mine.

The thing is, with such flimsy arguments and criticisms as those made in this person's defense have been given, I don't really feel the need to further defend myself against people who, lacking any creativity or intiative, could not even be bothered to directly contact me because they fully comprehend that they have no argument worthy to defend such behaviors. My grammar, spelling, and my "unenforceable laws" which certainly plagued Perez Hilton when he's violated them are not a concern to people who wish to brand me as "unspiritual," for asking why someone would SIGN HER NAME to a direct quote of mine and then defend it as "a friend emailed it to me" (rediculous if you knew it already, though, right,) and say I'm "not spiritual," for having pride in my own work. However, if you are interested on defending yourself, I have gone on some lengthy tirades in the past regarding other people I have problems with, and right here in this blog. Perhaps you can use the copy and paste function in an effort to get me to argue with you, and in the hopes I don't recognize my own work again. Its damn good, so thanks.

Sincerely,

~Cat

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"Crimson Moon," ahem

I am being ripped off by a Delphi Forum, the Crimson Moon. They've directly plagurized me. I am not happy. I've told them to PLEASE remove and change the content immediately, and written the Delphi Forums about the plagurism. The sad thing is its so obviously my writing that I had one of my readers identify it immediately. :P

Here is the copy of what she's writing which is mine (I took a picture):

You can look at this by clicking for a pop up, too.

And then here is my post she ripped THAT out of, May 25, 2005, seventh question down:
http://originalninjacat.typepad.com/my_weblog/2005/05/questions_youve.html

Just so you know, this is my work. Since this isn't even a spell (in my early days friends gave me spells that belonged to others and called them their own, so I can actually understand it easier if someone had ripped off my spell,) but my actual word for word writing and advice, you'll pardon me for being a bit shocked that someone tried to rip off one of the most-read occult blogs on all the interwebs like that. How much more of that site is ripped off of other people's work, I wonder? :P

What do YOU think?

~Cat

If any of you in the future would like to plagurize, I've made a new special catagory for that so that you can be put on display on my page too (because you obviously idolize me.) Thanks.

UPDATED TO ADD: I'm being chastised now for having an ego, and that I should just be okay with people lifting my work off of the internet because the idea was obviously one "everyone knows," but which she could not be bothered to write in her own terms. The nerve!

I need readers to go over her site to locate any spells, text or etc which is lifted off of this site. I have a few signature spells and I need those checked out. I've already googled text on a regular basis, but given the response from this person, I think we need to go over and make sure nothing else of mine is up... I will give a free half-hour reading to TRUSTED people who want this job. This means you and I have a working relationship already. Thanks!

ALSO: I am not accepting ANY comments into my inbox from the "Crimson Moon" group anymore, AS I'VE BLOCKED ALL COMMUNICATIONS from there, not being interested in being further chastised for doing nothing wrong whatsoever. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS ANYTHING WITH ME, don't bother doing so through that venue. My contact details can be found on this page. I think its special that a few people want to give me hell for miss-spelling plagurize when the theft of intellectual property (plagurized stuff,) is a an actual crime. :) If you can't find anything wrong with my argument, find something wrong with my grammar and spelling because...well, its something.

Ever have that person that acts like they hate you and then copies you?

You may know Jason Gammon... I unfortunately do, and from years back, too. Apparently he totally wanted to rip me off... Confessions of an Occult Mastermind under Jason Gammon is "Confessions of a Hoodoo Man." He even rips off a lot of my format. I have been doing this f***ing blog since 2004... Perhaps he needs a goddamn spell for creativity so he can come up with his OWN title and original idea.

I am disgusted. Just...whatever. The other workers who used my format never went so far as to rip off the title. I let people get away with so much...apparently too much. I can even take the mild plagurism...

I'm just waiting for a picture of him with a wig of long red hair on! Maybe a hootchie shirt, too - I mean if you are going to copy me, you might as well do it right, right? ;)

Anyhow, I'd like to thank you who brought this to my attention. Should any new details arise, I will let you know. This is sad, pathetic...lame.

Then again, he learned Hoodoo from Cat Yronwode, and now calls himself "LuckyHoodoo" so how far of a rip off is that from "LuckyMojo?" Well, if not taking from one Cat, might as well take from the other. Definitely...someone needs a creativity spell for himself.

~Cat

**UPDATED ON Jan 27, 2008 TO ADD** I'm incredibly happy Jason decided to add a link to my blog via his site - or so my many referrers would let me think this as I have some coming via his blog to this article from his January 2008 archives (when nothing had been posted there since 2007 since I visited.) Not sure what he's saying (don't care, - I've heard him call me a whore, a slut, a bitch, and several other degrading terms over the years as these types of insults are his only self-defense,) but I do thank him for the publicity. Look, even more readers. Thanks! Glad to know you are reading my blog regularly, Jason (yours had no entries since since september until I commented on the, er, similarity of your blog to mine,) and sending your readers to me. :D That was a super nice gesture. Now, if the rest of you would like to learn Hoodoo, please stick around.