For Brian

"Today I'd like to explain what a candle is to all of you. Usually, a candle is a long cylindrical object made of wax with a string called a 'wick' at the end, - it sort of resembles a tampon, but can come in many different shapes. However, I urge you not to use a candle as a tampon, nor to use a tampon as a candle. Lighting your tampon may cause serious injuries."

Hope you liked that, buddy. ;)

For the rest of you...I'm sorry for this perverted disruption to tell you a personal joke, now back to our regularly scheduled program.

~C