Hello my occulties,
You know what's fun? When you forget to save something and your computer reboots of it's own accord and kills whatever you were writing. Isn't that fun? No, it actually isn't.
Anyhow, tragedies of modern day computing aside, today I'd like to thank St Expedite, who, as he almost always does, has come through with results for my request quickly. I know a lot of you are curious about this saint, and I did write a blog post on him many moons ago, but for those of you who have asked recently - what do I recommend his help on:
Needing housing quickly
Needing money quickly
Getting a raise/promotion
Needing a slow moving situation to speed up (example, an interview process or a loan*)
Clearing an obstacle (for example, having a bank error that might take UP TO 30 days to resolve, so it cuts down that time)
Ending procrastination
Having someone make contact - this is not a full list of things you can ask his assistance on, but, generally speaking, these are the things I ask him for assistance on.
However a lot of people do like to try using St Expedite for matters of the heart, and in my experience, "rushing" someone to return to you often ends with a quick sexual encounter or a quick outburst of love, which can - and often does - fade just as rapidly, and leaves you in a worse position than you were. This may not be your experience, so you are free to try, but I am not here to comfort you if it ends poorly. ;)
I also do not recommend asking him for a speedy revenge on someone. As he is a saint, those requests do not often go down well. :/
Also, always remember to "pay the saint." Leave a piece of poundcake and light a candle to him when he rewards you with what you prayed for. :)
Does this really work? It works SURPRISINGLY WELL. I can't thank St Expedite enough for all of the times he saved my butt (because I am sometimes bad with money, and need help in a hurry.) I know he can help you, too. No, you don't have to be Catholic - in my experience, he helps everyone. Please visit my old post for instructions!
Glory to you, St Expedite!
~Cat
*It's imperative that you remember that asking a decision to come through quickly does not mean the decision will be in your favor. So if you pray that someone make a decision, be sure you ask that it is IN YOUR FAVOR. Similarly, if you want someone to make contact fast, remember, they might not be saying what you want them to say. Always clearly express what you want, but remember, as I've said in previous posts, you do not want to be TOO PICKY. Being too exacting means the petition may go unanswered as it has too many things required for it to be manifested for you, being too vague can bring blah or unwanted results.
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