Hey Occulties,
Did you miss me? I have had the CRAAAAAAAAAZIEST last three months, excluding maybe my second marriage being crazier since second Mr NinjaCat....had problems, as we all know, but the last three months have been like living in a poorly scripted movie at times because I didn't think some of the bizarre situations I have found myself in existed outside of maybe a sitcom or something supposed to be humorous and touching on a cable network because it's not good enough to ever be in a theater.
It was this last three months that gave yours truly an epiphany this morning. I have been speaking with my clients as always (because if course, I always have a lot of people to speak to,) and it seems like several are also dealing with some relatively bizarre situations that they too are like "Is this happening? Because I didn't think this shit happened except on really badly written TV shows. It's like I should expect washed up 90's sitcom actors to come out here and be my Uncle Dave as a special guest spot. WTF?" This inspired me to think that perhaps if the the cosmos wants so many of us to question how our lives became so bizarre, that it's time for us all to strike back and use this wave of bizarro energy to create amazing great awesome situations because if it's creating oddly funny and/or just weird and stupid but not necessarily bad situations, that means that same energy can be reworked to have it's special randomness create AMAZING outcomes that should not normally be possible.
If you're wondering if I'm high because that made no sense, I certainly am not, but I am not offended you might think so. If that totally made sense to you, then you are probably on the crazy wave of energy causing bizarre changes and the next few articles may be exactly what you need. And if you just like to come here to read what I have to say and you prefer I do the work? Well, you're in luck because I think we will be making some awesome changes through the rest of the month.
However, for my first offering, I think I need to make a suggestion which is going to benefit basically anyone who tries it. ROADOPENING! This one is super simple, kids, - and it always brings in such positive change and clears out stuff we don't need or want without being troublesome in so doing.
So you would get a candle in approximately this shade:
And some roadopening oil (and I believe there is a recipe on my blog for this if you look,)
A scrap of brown paper bag
An image or personal item from yourself (or your target if applicable.)
OK, so this is very easy. Since many of my readers are not at a point in their practice where they understand how to do something like this without chants and commands written for them, I will make a simple one for my beginner-level readers. Those of you with more experience can definitely make the commands and the chant a bit different as you'd like.
You anoint the candle by placing a few drops of oil in your right hand, and then starting from the center, you pull towards the wick seven times. Now add a bit more oil to your right hand, and again starting from the center, you now pull down seven times, coating the candle as so. I like to charge my candles as I do this by sending energy through myself into the candle as I envision it's action, in this case, I would see yellow-orange energy scrubbing away all my obstacles, and clearing my path. Place this in a holder, or in some traction sand or if it's free standing just on a heat proof surface.
Write the name of the target out five times on the paper bag scrap, then write the command "Break down all obstacles currently holding (me/person's name) back) five times to form a grid like pattern. Place your witness sample/personal item into the center of the paper, and fold this in half towards you, then in half again, towards you, so as to quarter the paper, keeping the witness sample folded within, and place this beneath the candle.
Light the candle, and hold both hands up so as to place one on either side of the candle, and say "I call now upon the spirits who open the path to now clear mine of all that which I have cluttered my way for too long, and ask that they bless me with happiness, and good fortune in place of that which they remove. As is my will, so be it!"
Now let the candle burn out. When it has, take the remains of the name paper only and hide them by your front door.
That is all you have to do! And I'm sure there will be questions so if you have them, you know where to find me!
AND if you want me to do a roadopener candle for you, for the rest of June 2022, I will offer this for you for $25. My expert level version of roadopening is more complex than the above, of course, but some people want to learn, others just like me to do the work, heh. Just let me know and I will get it on my altar! :)
~Cat
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