Hey Occulties,
So, there are NO FREE SERVICES, - no free readings, recastings, or spells. Also, I have FIVE BUSINESS DAYS to reply to you and if you complain prior to that about something being late, I may just fire you. If both types don't like that, I don't like freebie gougers, and Mr NinjaCat is the only person on the planet who can nag me and have it work out in his favor about half of the time, so none of you should be nagging me at all. If there is any more of that crap, everyone can expect my schedule to free right the fck up when I fire those people. Here's a picture of me giving a dirty look while finishing wrapping stuff just so you know I mean business.
Now that we've established I'm serious about no free stuff and that I hate wrapping things (haha) and not to nag me, let's get on with something a bit more fun. So a few people have asked me to post a spell to collect on a personal loan. Now, I want to first stipulate that you loaned them money (not that you paid them or gave it to them and changed your mind,) and secondly that the person must be able to pay you! Do not even bother trying to use this on someone who can't afford anything, much less afford to pay you back...but if you lent the money and the person seems pretty flush with cash and you are pretty sure they could pay you something, try this...
You will need:
Dirt from the grave of a thief*
Dirt from in front of a police station
Dirt from a court or jail
A jar
Red pepper
A piece of clothing or an image of the person who owes the debt
A scrap of paper
Black thread (whole spool)
Black candles
Controlling oil
Best done on a Tuesday or Saturday.
On your scrap of paper write the target's full name on one side, and on the reverse write "Devils torment you until you pay me all you owe" on the other side. Wrap the scrap of worn (NOT WASHED) clothing around this, OR if using an image, with the image side facing in and the blank side facing out, wrap the image around this. Now using your thread, wrap this with the entire spool of thread. If that is a ridiculous amount of thread, maybe go get a smaller spool. :P As you wrap this with the spool of thread, see your target tormented and sleepless and worried, as you say "(Full name of target,) you promised me you would return (amount) owed to me, and yet I have nothing in my wallet where that money should be, so devils torment you until you pay it in full to me," and keep repeating this until you've wrapped it in that whole spool, then secure the thread by tying a knot, and as you tie the knot, say "as is my will, so it be."
Place this into your jar, and then place the police station dirt on top of it (also inside the jar,) and say "The police torment you until you repay me." Now place the court or jail dirt in, and say "Judges and juries torment you until you repay me," now place the thief's dirt into it and say "and may name of thief/or "the spirit of (name of thief)" torment you until he/she steals it back and gives it to me or you repay me!" Now put in about a tablespoon or two of red pepper and say "The fire burns you and your mind torments you until you repay me!" Stir this around - I use those free chopsticks from a noodle place but you can use whatever you have so long as you don't intend on eating with it ever again if it's a utensil, - and as you stir say "(Full name of target,) devils torment you and you have no rest nor any peace until you repay me what you owe me" - and say that NINE TIMES (just from Full name, devils torment, etc. not the whole jar chant,) and after the ninth time as you cap the jar and say "as is my will, so it be!"
Shake the jar up with NINE shakes, then place this on an altar you use ONLY for curse type work. If you don't have a cursing altar, then work this on a surface which you never ever use for spellcasting.
Now anoint a black candle with controlling oil and roll this in some of that red pepper, and, keeping the mental image of your target in your mind's eye, light the candle, secure it to the lid of the jar and say: "(Full name of target), the police, judges, juries, thieves, and devils all pursue you and torment you, giving you no peace nor rest until you repay (amount owed) to me! As is my will, so it be!" and let the candle burn out. Burn a candle once a week on this jar (or three times a week, being Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday,) until the debt is paid.
When you no longer need the jar, open the lid and dump the dirt out away from your home. I recommend throwing the jar out in a public trash bin.
Happy Hexing!! :)
~Cat
*People are going to say to me "Cat, how the fuck do I know who's a thief? For fuck's sake, what do I look like? Some sort of historian?" And you'd be right to think like that, because of course it's not always easy to know those things. Instead, if you know a thief, and you don't like graveyards because you are scared of awesome dead people like some of you are (and there's lots of awesome people buried in graveyards who are much more helpful in death, but I get that many of you are squeamish,) then get dirt from the foot track or the yard of someone you know to be a big stinky thief. We all know these people. Like they'd steal the dentures right out of their own grandmomma's mouth. Go get dirt from there instead. They aren't dead but they still have thief energy so it works.
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