Hi Occulties,
You know, I have to say 2022 was like a non-stop Mercury retrograde for me, so much so that I didn't realize we were in a Mercury retrograde until someone said something about it to me on Saturday, ha ha. ;) I can't say the same for everyone else, but it does kind of clear up why it took me three damn days to update my nameservers and I had to ask for help doing so when I've been doing that stuff since the early aughts all on my own. :P
And while everyone bad mouths Mercury retrograde (and it surely has it's bad sides,) Mercury retrograde does have a tendency of doing one thing a lot of my readers are seeking....it's a mofuggin' exes coming back magnet, yo. That's right, whether you want an ex back or want to be as far away as possible from everyone you ever dated, it's very possible someone from your dating history (or even multiple someones,) are gonna reach out.
Of course that depends on if you want an ex.
And with it's goodness (or goodness for some,) it also helps reconnect you with people you've lost touch with. So, that, again, is good for some people who fell out of communication with a loved one.
We all know it's bad sides of making communication difficult, messing with banking, messing with electronic communications, making websites and apps act weird, but if you formed any relationship (business, friendship - within the last 3 or so years, and romantic - within the last 5-8,) you might also have noticed that if that relationship was formed during the shadow period of mercury entering retrograde, or during a mercury retrograde itself, your relationship often goes sour during this time, and that can lead to a permanent split. I know folks who say that is a permanent issue which is why someone should avoid creating long term partnerships in a Mercury retrograde, but in my experience it does seem to even itself out after several years. Now, that could also be a good thing. Maybe you want to fuck up someone's relationship. Did it form during a retrograde? Well, use this one to further your causes then. In fact, go make your rival's ex be all over them like white on rice while their relationship is fucked up from them forming it during a Mercury retrograde. Remember, everything is an opportunity if you're crafty enough. (evil laugh) I'm glad I didn't get with my current partner during a Mercury retrograde but having had a ticket to that shitshow more than once, you have my sympathies if you formed yours during one. Feel free to contact me for helpful tips on keeping your relationship stable during a Mercury retrograde if you find yourself in that situation.
Because today we are going to do a little spell to call that sexy ex you want back into your life, rather than focusing on fixing something existing. This spell will likely work just the same outside of Mercury Retrograde but I thought it was a cute title. :)
You will need:
white granulated sugar
brown granulated sugar
real vanilla extract
red and/or pink rose petals (dried)
licorice root chips or powder
cinquefoil (dried)
Return to me oil
Spool of pink thread (small - best if it's about the size you find in a sewing kit)
Image of the target (small)
Image of yourself (or the petitioner, also small)
A small piece of plain paper (I use traditional brown paper bag with all edges torn off)
A pen, preferably with black ink or green ink
A small pink (or traditional red-flannel) bag
A pink candle or sealing wax
To create - in a small bowl, place about a teaspoon of licorice, a teaspoon of cinquefoil, a teaspoon of rosepetals, and about 2-3 teaspoons of vanilla. Allow this to soak up the vanilla and give it a day or so to dry a bit. Vanilla extract is actually a ton of alcohol and it may take less time. Once it is no longer feels moist it is ready. It's perfectly fine to soak this and then spread it on something to dry out.
Now using your pen and paper, write out the ex's name seven times. So if my ex is Chris Hemsworth (ha!) I would write this out as:
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth
And write across this seven times "Returns filled with love and desire to (your full name) now" seven times so it makes a sort of grid pattern. A similar example might look like this:
As you can see the spell target's name is running vertical here, with the command running horizontal, and crossing it. This is what you want to do.
Once this is created, spit into the center of the paper and say "(Full name of target) return filled with love, and with desire for (your name/name of petitioner) immediately, now, now." and place your target's image face up onto the paper. Now sprinkle some white sugar on the image, and repeat, "(Full name of target,) return filled with love and with desire for (name of petitioner), immediately, now, now." Now sprinkle some brown sugar on the image, and repeat again "(Full name of target, return to (name of petitioner,) immediately, now, now." Now sprinkle some of the vanilla-soaked herbs on the image and say it a fourth time. Now, place the image of yourself/petitioner face down over the image and herbs and sugars, and repeat it a fifth time. Now fold the paper towards you and say the phrase a sixth time. Fold it towards you again to quarter the paper (so if you unfolded this it would have a rectangle in every corner, not four rectangles in a line) and say the phrase a seventh time, and when you say it a seventh time, you then say "(Name of target,) I call upon your very spirit to return to me (or petitioner,) so that you seek me* out like a moth to a flame. Come to me now, call me now, be with me now, - immediately! This very minute!" Now start wrapping this up with your pink thread, wrapping towards you and as you do so, keep calling to the target as above, so you can use what was given "(Name of target,) I call upon your very spirit to return to me (or petitioner,) so that you seek me* out like a moth to a flame. Come to me now, call me now, be with me now, - immediately! This very minute!" until you have wrapped into a cocoon with your pink thread, then light your pink candle or use your sealing wax and try to cover this with the wax so all of the ingredients stay in. When you have done this, say "As is my will, so be it!" and then you take the packet up to your lips and blow on it three times, and say "I give you breath of life that you work for me as I tell you to," after each breath, and place this in your pink bag. Place a few drops of return to me oil into the bag to feed it (feeding it once a week on friday for as long as you need it to work thereafter.) and tie it shut. Hide the pink bag in or under your bed where it won't be found only to take it out as needed.
Hope that was educational. If you need me, contact me here.
~Cat
*I hate to say this but some people are very slow and will not understand that "me" and "I" needs to be replaced with the petitioners name if not being cast for yourself. So, since it is annoying to everyone who could figure that out, from here, you need to replace that with your petitioners name if you are working for another.
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