Hello my Occulties,
This incident was also covered here on my business site.
So as you may have guessed, when you've been in business for two decades as I have, despite publicly posted terms of service and rules, most of which have remained the same since the business began, despite making hundreds if not thousands of people happy, that at least once a year one fucking piece of shit is just going to be an asshat. On average it's 1.75 people per year. I expect it and it doesn't faze me much. So when I made some clown unhappy for not making promises their spell would manifest overnight, someone who believed I should be on call 24/7 if I'm "real" and "ethical," and my not taking their abusive language, not cutting down my prices to 20% of what I post them as (which actually is in line with the average prices, thanks,) and not being willing to budge on a policy which I clearly outline I WILL NOT CHANGE MY MIND ON right on those publicly available pages that have remained virtually the same for 2 decades, I thought that I'd really had some ridiculous bullshit I'd dealt with for having to put up with all their crap for a minute there but that would be that.
Oh, cluster B personality disorders, why do you make stalkers, because they are already beset with all of the issues you've given them and no one wants them to spread that shit. But they do. And no I'm not making fun of mental illness. This one is certifiable. I'd bet you $100 my assessment is on point.
And so this clown decided to become a poster child for how no adult with a spine, courage, intellect, or honor would operate (the poster child for histrionic dumbassery, in fact), and decided to get in a fight with a short, redheaded woman who takes shit from honestly only one guy (and he's very nice to me, so even that's rare.) One sunny day (tbf, I don't recall the weather,) this fall, I come in to a reddit I would at that time inhabit (long ago to repost blog posts as it was so lonely and awful in there,) to this person posting under "KittyThrowaway," and defaming me. No matter how I and another tried to explain they were quite mistaken and what they were saying was easily discredited, the once-awesome but now sycophantic-under-newfound-popularity mod, after years and years of running something which might be compared to circling a turd in a gas-station toilet of reddits which had recently begun to find a lot of popularity just nodded and agreed. When I challenged the "throwaway" to say who they actually were, they were terrified and accused me of threats.
I actually don't issue a warning shot, really. If I said I was gonna kick your ass, I almost assuredly would not mean it (nor would you be apt to think I was being anything but amusing,) and further I don't really say that sort of thing at my age, but it's when you're a cunt and I say nothing at all that you probably want to be concerned.
BUT because I made an offhand remark like "if you really don't believe I'm capable of casting spells, you'd just tell everyone who you were because you wouldn't be afraid you'd get some wasting disease mysteriously," or similar. Boop, I get tossed for being threatening, never mind someone is slurring my name, lying on me (outright saying I do things I do not do and have never done, which I have screenshots of, and I can show easily just using google that it can be proven false without my own needing to provide "proof" which could be doctored,) is basically threatening my livelihood, my income, and my life, - I dared ask them to use their real REDDIT ACCOUNT (not even their real name,) and said they clearly don't find me scary with what they are saying and should not have a problem doing so but now I'm threatening them. That's sensible. I can be repeatedly threatened and lied about, but if I have the girl balls (we call them ovaries in the states,) to stand up and disagree, I'm the bad one. Alright.
Oh for fuck's sake. You know, I do very little cursing really. I mean, it's just too much effort and frankly when I do curse, you're almost guaranteed to know me in real life, and not online (unless someone paid me to curse you, of course). Like you and I have probably physically been in each other's presence at least once if not several times if I did curse you, and even then, it's not something I do so often. Too much effort for people who aren't worth even acknowledging. Even the clowns mentioned here - I mean one used to suck up to me until his reddit got momentarily popular, and the other is pissed I didn't break my own rules and suggested they go elsewhere but is too scared to confront me at the same time. Woooo. Scary.
I wouldn't threaten you I'd do "baneful 'magick'" (not least of all because I can spell and don't insult myself and everyone else pretending I have to place a k at the end of magic or you'll be so stupid you'll think I mean I'll do a card trick or pull a quarter out from behind your ear, but also because I don't say "baneful" pretty much ever,) and if you're having a lot of problems which mysteriously started after you were a cunt to me, but believed I'd have to have warned you I'd go hexmaster supremo on you for you to think I'd curse you...which honestly I'm insulted anyone thinks I'm cursing randos on reddits which is beyond dorky for even me, then what's the problem? Why am I sooooo scawy?
Anyhow, I shrugged it off. Some Reddit Mod who I'd formerly been friendly with was drunk on this "popularity" (which clearly was this person's first ever encounter with people looking up to then given the behavior,) acting sanctimonious over some mentally ill weirdo who was making a scene to get back at me for wrongs I never did. Let the guy who was never looked up to feel admired because being drunk on Reddit popularity is...well, it's like me getting drunk off of a half of a light beer (I could probably drink a whole case and just pee a lot and not be hammered,) so I mean let the kid have his fun, and this clown making up stories? Probably just wants attention and I got to be unlucky to be this weeks obsession, so whatever.
Because at the time I was still living at the hotel, fucking poor AF, had some serious life stuff I'd just recently found out, had some Mr NinjaCat stuff going on that was also pretty serious, and my shit ex host started losing emails (I am so glad I moved hosts for my site) so I had a few good people pissed off and those people deserved better. I have plenty of people I am still very much in touch with who can vouch for me that I did in fact do my utmost to fix the situation and I did let them know what was going on, so I admit it here publicly, it was a bad time for emails and I know I missed following up on a few for that, (this fall was bullshit,) and I know I pissed a few people off for a second, but so far as I know, I did get back to everyone. I tried taking on a bit less work too, because like I said, I had my hands full at the time, and it was just...a rotten time for this Reddit Mod to turn on me for a clown, thereby making himself a clown. But like I said, whatever, if you're gullible enough to believe someone who has to act as that person did (the screen shots are hilarious,) then you shouldn't moderate the ticket sales at an elementary school play much less a group of adults, so I was better off.
I had almost forgotten about it today. This chick I mistook for a nice practitioner starting out, a girl I'd offered pointers to, and had sent business to ran a reddit and I posted on there. My post did not immediately post which was weird since it's a small reddit. I didn't think much of it until this evening when I get a notice I'm "banned for life." LMFAO. So I ask what this is about, because it's gotta be good. She goes and tells me (which I had my people look and so not entirely honestly,) that someone had complained that I'd posted there before (the stalker, which was not hard to confirm,) and like there was "proof" I "blocked them" (which is impossible on any email I have, but OK,) and that I didn't send them pictures of something I did (which they would be clear that I don't generally and actually it's in my FAQ, and also I had hired her out of mostly sympathy and she "forgot" to send me photos of that service which I also have proof of her saying that, haha, - my response was IDGAF at the time but I guess she's banned for life in that other reddit and I feel "threatened" by her actions today, LMAO) that I said I would use "baneful magick" (words I would never ever speak or write unless quoting another,) against this person (because I'm actually not at all well known to just threaten anyone for any reason but I guess my notoriously non-confrontational-until-pushed-repeatedly-self did that on a whim, right?) and some other hogwash. When I said why wouldn't anyone ask my side before they just banned me, it was clear she was either threatened by this first Reddit (I have proof she takes money for services and doesn't send promised images, so I guess she's off of there now as is, - not that I really do give a fuck, but since that's apparently a huge vile mark on her integrity from what I gather, certainly other people in this histrionic dramafest must insist on her removal,) oh and multiple people backed them up (this was also found to be not entirely true, - because I probably shouldn't have believed a 2 faced liar to begin with,) I tried to think of who I'd pissed off other than (oh and it's a notorious fucker stalker) "KittyThrowaway" (and if you want to keep tempting me I have all your info, but the fact "KittyThrowaway" is a cunt everyone wants to throwaway seems like life cursed that one enough, so not worth my time,) and remembered 2 people who having signed a contract would not likely have joined in on ripping on me on a post, but they were pretty upset about the email thing back then and pretty bad about working with me according to my terms of service, needing many reminders. As I'd not gotten my people to scour and look for fuckery yet I offered perhaps them, but that I'd righted things with both and it was an email issue which I had gone out of my way to post in various places was going on at the time plus posted to my blog, so...not sure what that was about. Seemed to me a clown with very suspicious behavior who was saying clearly false things which are easily disproven (without me having to send any screen shots or provide proof which anyone providing "personal proof" could doctor it, - you can discredit them with GOOGLE,) was the culprit and that she and (Name of Other Mod) were just being pathetic sycophants and not wanting to displease a handful people who's approval they should not seek. (You should avoid those types.)
The truth does not mind being questioned. A lie sure as shit does. This is why liars hide behind throwaway accounts, or add stuff to a pretty non-exciting moment when someone who was never cool started to feel Godlike for leading a reddit so they can have that clearly "reddit popular," kid on their side if they add exaggerations on to the lies, so what can I do? There's 2 people not bright or discerning or brave enough to see they are doing me wrong, and here's one person who's giving a one finger salute and saying may the bridges I burn light the way. Good luck to you both. I could discredit you both more but you're not mean people, just weak. And this is about as mean as I can be to people who are so weak. Anything more would be cruel. You are both better than your actions. Very disappointing. 0/10 would not recommend.
But this stalker...oh, my lovies, I've not had a true nutter in awhile. Remember that guy from London that used to literally email me that I'm a poopy pants and he's gonna get me! This one might be as bad given the behavior. Oh, this is a rare treat. Now I have to look but I think this person signed a contract, and that does state they agree to pay a large sum if in violation of certain terms...I hope they got a big checkbook, lol. Always read what you're signing. Always. And if you wanna be a fucking cunt, I'm not going to curse you, but just hold you to those terms and conditions you're bound to. Because one thing my dear Mr NinjaCat will tell you I'm very proud of is at some point if you push me far enough, I'm the biggest fucking cuntiest cunt of all the cunts that ever lived and I will out cunt you so hard. 99% of the time I'm a nice lady. Maybe more than 99% of the time. Don't see the 1%. Anyhow, we will see. If they didn't sign because they never actually hired me (the majority of people lobbing complaints against me historically never have hired me), I'll just have my people gather up anything posted on any site (I have some bored friends, heh,) and go after them legally another way. This will be even better than the time when someone got in a fight with me over their overdue bill, and then couldn't rent an apartment for years because I reported them to the credit companies and they were too proud to pay what they owed, so it stuck there like a fart in a compact car with all the windows not working in winter...because like I said...I'm the cuntiest cunt of all if you go too far.
It ain't "baneful magic," or even a curse like most people would say instead of that pompous shit, and I wouldn't waste it on someone like that. It would be like using dynamite to crush an ant. But there will be consequences.
Some people's kids, amirite?
Sorry to disappoint anyone who didn't know I do deal with mega-shitbag-liars at some point, but I do.
I love you all even if it's not mutual right now....cuz I gotta go be a cunt. :)
~Cat
MULTIPLE UPDATES FROM CLIENTS/BLOG READERS AND FRIENDS - Funny and enlightening news on this front, and thanks to the footwork of many. I won't be posting further updates and since it's clear there's some bullying going on (legit, I'm being bullied lol,) the reddits in question might get reported as one of the people helping pointed out it's clearly the work of 2 people (not second reddit mod,) then just pettiness, sycophantic fear-mongering, and bullying (lmao, I'm being bullied,) and well, that's just sad. Sorry I helped your reddit when it sucked and gave you free spellwork when you were down, bro - at least I remember it as being free, but this episode, readers? This is why I'm not as charitable as I once was because I do favors for people and the next thing you know I'm evil and out to get everyone. SMH. Anyhow, here are the best of the reports I got (and for it being "like tons of people" as I was falsely informed by second mod, it was clearly not more than a handful as more than one of these people got hit up by different people of mine who scanned the whole site for any of it, which I might add of the complainers, it seems about half had other identities but I believe everyone is reviewed below,) and the reports have been edited for clarity:
I found one of them talking shit. PMed them and they said you refused to lower your price and never worked for them, but took up an hour of their time before insisting you would not lower your fees even being told they live in another country and their money is worth less. When I asked if they knew what you would charge before the consultation they said they waited to tell you the budget but you should have understood. I mentioned you have a price list on your site. They said you don't have a site. I said you have had one since 2004 and a long running blog. They accused me of being you and blocked me.
So, I did not do business with them, but I'm a scam because I wouldn't give them a special lowered price? WOW, that person sounds like someone's word to trust! I mean, I'm going to go get some groceries later and insist because I earn less than this lawyer behind me in line, I should pay less and see if they just agree since clearly that's how businesses work (I would never do that, either because only assholes do stuff like demand a special lower price.)
Where do I start. Began picking apart a specific post because it did contain easy to dismiss claims. The person contacted me (or another account did which claimed to be them.) I asked If you worked for them, and they said they were really nice to you and you seemed nice and they complimented your blog, but then they asked for pictures of the work. You told them outright it is not your practice and if this was a deal killer, they should probably see someone else. They were incensed and apparently tried to convince you that you are wrong to do that, and at the end of this "conversation" (which I infer they really read you the riot act for a long time,) you say "look you have just wasted hours and hours of my time - which is worth $125 per hour - giving me shit about nothing I am going to change because some person who is crazy enough to think they can argue me into giving them special treatment suchas yourself thinks I would regret not taking the business of an entitled and abusive jerk like you! I think I missed a bullet by not meeting your expectations" which verbatim sounds like you, and then they said you told them to kick rocks which I take they are not a native English speaker and were very upset thinking that meant something very bad.
So, because they wasted my time then followed me around lecturing and insulting me and wasted more time, but again, never bought anything, I'm the bad guy? Wow, OK, good to see this isn't any customers! LMFAO. This is an entitled abusive jerk. I stand by that. And when I say kick rocks it really isn't like "pound sand" but a pretty PG suggestion, so I'm not sorry to have used it but I get that feelings may have been more hurt than intended.
Said you did not do the work because four months after you cast it some friend of the mod [of the first reddit mentioned] did a reading for them and said you didn't. Said they contacted you and you didn't respond.
Wait, what? My competition, who clearly didn't do a reading (because after four months that would be hugely difficult to read spell energy, as most of it would have dissipated, - and frankly, when you are asked if someone did a spell, you look for indicators of change in their reading if you're most readers, so that tells me the person probably isn't a reader or if they are they failed to disclose that as one normally would,), a person who is a friend with someone who is no longer my friend and had very hurty feelings about me a few months back, so also has every reason to lie told them I didn't do the work for this person. Best part? This person reports back that I charged $409. Every price I have ends in a 5 or a 0 and has since I first started actually. Even if it's a typo that's highly suspect. My price list hasn't changed in probably close to a decade and I don't generally charge $400 for anything. Suddenly this kid 2 weeks ago just started smack talking me or something? I mean, I do tell everyone TO USE MY EMAIL to contact me, so it's plausible someone contacted me on reddit but I have no chat that fits this. That's all i know, and I gave you the juicy parts. IF THE OFFENDER WANTS TO CONTACT ME, PLEASE DO AND WE WILL CLEAR IT UP...and I don't mean the reader who did a favor for my former friend and made shit up instead of doing a reading, lol. The best part will be proving that reader wrong, will take me 1 minute (no nothing scary), but can't post something that personal here to a possible client and since I never charged anyone $409 this is a huge mystery.
You pointed out a mistake in something they posted which they took as that you're rude. It was some spell and you asked them why this or that ingredient when that makes no sense. They said you clearly don't know what you are talking about, but then could not defend the ingredient except said it was there because they said so. They never hired you. They say you are just an asshole.
Yeah, that's probably some spell where a bay leaf was way weird of an ingredient. I was honestly legitimately curious as to the reason. When asked they became defensive, and refused to say more which tells me they either stole the spell or just made it up and didn't realize it was horribly cobbled together and nonsense. I could be wrong, but I believe I remember that interaction.
I guess you didn't give them free work when the work did not take. From what I gathered there were initial results but they fizzled. So they said some stuff happened, then nothing, then went back to initially something happening not nothing but not enough. When I pressed to see if they had lust for results or acted contrary to your instructions to ferret out if they had made the spell fizzle they acted awkward and may have blocked me. Not responding now.
Because I wouldn't give them something they were in no way entitled to, I'm a bad person. Gotcha. I know exactly who this one is, and they were actually pretty good of a client to work for except for the entitled thing which would rear it's head over and over despite gentle (and then less gentle) explanation it wasn't owed or coming. I'm sorry this person lowered themselves to this level. Very disappointed. Thought they were a better person.
So, out of everyone basically 2 people worked with me, and one is allegedly being manipulated against me and has voiced no complaint directly to me. Terrifying. I get hundreds of cases a year and 2 complaints? I'll take it. Less than 1% dissatisfaction? Sure. That's good, and I'm glad.
Oh and, as an aside, "R-Pomegranate," (name changed) SO MANY CHARGEBACKS? I have had one in the last 22ish months (I want to say actually since April or early May 2021,) and the money was given back by the person who did the most recent willingly so it didn't go through. The prior one I was awarded all the money back as the person who did it was judged as being dishonest and fabricating by the pay processor. So you can see how I got "so many chargebacks," meaning 0 that went through, and 2 attempts in 2 years, and out of all my sales that would be less than even 0.3 of a percent of my sales had attempted chargebacks in the last 22 or so months, so you just gave me a compliment! Why tell all those lies and tell people not to use my services then? I mean, the whole post was full of lies, so...it is what it is. I bet you got a free reading from someone to post that but if I did work for you then you should have read your contract....and um, not the part about chargebacks because in your case that wouldn't be the violation I have screenshots of. :P (CA - 12, btw.)
But then again, I'm sure it was worth the free reading or service you got from whoever to make up that loveletter you posted. *yawn*
I've been warned though that because this was addressed there's a few clown soldiers tryna save face so if the stupidity rages on, I'm sure I will be accused of killing the dinosaurs, the real person who stabbed Caesar, and the Pharaoh in the story of Moses. SMH. You flatter me. I can barely open a pickle jar on my own.
Keep talking shit, if you just want to make me famous. I mean, after all I bet I'm the one who killed Jimmy Hoffa, too, lmao!
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