Hey kids,
While PayPal is still banned in a fun move of events, we have identified the reddit stalker. It's good to have connections. It's also going to cost this person thousands per post as they agreed to in their contract ($3000 per libelous or defamatory post, several are the same person pretending to be other people, we've got them nailed by IP, so that's false and libel and they are fucked), lmao. So it's a good day. That doesn't really stop my Nigerian stalker from stalking me (he's so fucking awful - I almost refused to work with him this most recent time because he's a sociopath only interested in himself and money, but I stupidly did not listen to that inner voice people pay to talk to,) but it does feel nice to be owed thousands by both idiots who don't read the fine print.
And that, my lovies, brings us to our topic today - contracts and enforcing them with magic. Did you know that this is a very common practice in days of old? You did not break an oath then actually think there would be no consequences or an over tired pencil pusher might overlook your mistakes back then. These days people just think they can get away with it, but these days we are a lot less likely to be burned at the stake for using magic, hehe. So be careful, read the fine print, and also make sure you make a contract when working with others.
Now the modern person might say "But Cat, no one reads that stuff they just click and accept." And I would say, "Possibly, which still doesn't change that they claim that they read and they definitely agreed to those terms. Ignorance, especially willful ignorance, isn't a defense." Because regardless of if they know what they agreed to or not, once they agree to the contract, magic can enforce it.
You will need:
A copy of your contract, signed if possible, but if electronically signed, it still works
A full-body image of the defaulting person
A full name
Goofer dust
A coffin shaped box (honestly an oblong wooden box works, as well)
Several black candles, chime candles are perfect.
A permanent paint marker or black marker with red or black ink
Place the hard copy of your contract beneath the box on your altar. Put some goofer dust into the coffin, then lay the image inside and say "(name of target,) I demand you to hold up your contract, and if you fail to do so, your whole life, and all you hold dear be taken from you!" Now pour a bit of goofer dust over the image and shut the lid. In your own words tell the person (well while you're speaking to the coffin, heh,) what they must do, then say "(name of target,) until you do this I curse you to lose all you hold dear, your whole life, and all those things you'd keep near!" Now light a candle at the head of the coffin and one at the feet, and inscribe the lid with the first initial of their name. Allow these candles to burn out. The next day repeat this process except now put the second letter in their first name. You will repeat this process until you've inscribed their full name on the coffin, or they have done what you want. Should you inscribe their full name, then take the coffin and bury it in the graveyard. Don't expect them to hold their contract if you've put the full name on the coffin, but they probably won't be very healthy much longer.
This only works for those people who have a contract with a client. It won't work in matters of the heart.
Happy Hexing!
~Cat
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