Hi Occulties,
Now that my apparently flabby ass that’s grotesque in every way (Mr NinjaCat doesn’t always want to use the bathroom right after me for sure,) has been dragged clean thanks to the Reddit Society for Discussing Cat’s Ass (see previous post) and is also far more shapely (failed bullying target workout is apparently the bees knees,) I can satisfy my normal readers with a good old post. No worries though, apparently Reddit stalker group is the comedy gift that keeps on giving so trust and know they will be back to give us a few laughs.
But this is an occult blog, not a comedy show for keyboard warrior bullies who’d shit themselves before saying any of that to my face. So let’s on with it.
Today I’d like to discuss an employment working as a lot of you have been writing in asking me about this type of work. Now before we begin let’s remember you want to keep this within your sphere of availability. So, for example, having no background in engineering, nor any degrees therein, and being pretty clumsy with math, I’d make a terrible engineer and I likely could not be hired for a job in that field with my lack of education, degrees, and experience in that field. Using a spell won’t change that. So this has to be a job you are qualified for and a pay rate that also is normal for that job. You won’t be making $500/hr at a job where the normal salary is $25/hr.
So prior to starting this working, determine the following either by asking yourself or your petitioner: name of job (examples like heart surgeon, or environmental lawyer, or exotic dancer, or plumber, or foreman of concrete, ceo of soft drink company, etc,) and if applicable also the name of the business you or your petitioner desires to work at (you do not need to have a chosen business to work for and in fact will get more opportunities by omitting a specific business,) a desired salary range, and, again if applicable, a specific geographical area of you or your petitioner do not wish to move to work or if you very much wish to move to a specific area. Let’s say Mr NinjaCat wished all his life to live next to the Great Lakes. We might then say anything in the Great Lakes area for an employment spell for him.
Since this is such an easy spell to do, get excited, because even the kids talking about my ass in my previous post could do this one.
while I’m not big on lunar transits, for those who are this is best done on a Thursday in the first quarter of the moon.
You will need:
An image of yourself or the petitioner,
A pen or marker with PURPLE ink,
Crown of Success oil,
Employment or Job-Getting oil,
Five bay leaves
Five purple offertory or chime sized candles,
Brown sugar,
Real maple syrup,
A small jar with metal lid
Now as many people request jar spells this is made just for you if you are a jar spell fan. The altar set up is going to annoy a few people so bear with me ha ha. First, using the purple-inked marker, write what you or your petitioner have as a list for requirements for the desired job over the image. You want to write this specifically so it goes over the image of the person. It may also overlap with the background of the image. While you write these specifications try to keep an image of you or your petitioner in your mind’s eye, happily employed at the desired job. Now place this into your jar, and add maple syrup and some brown sugar as well, and a few drops of each oil, almost, but not entirely, filling the jar.
Next, using your purple inked pen or marker, write the full name of the petitioner (or yourself) on the backside of each bay leaf, and then write the name of the desired job position on the front side. Place your capped jar in the center of your altar, and these in a five point star (point up) position around your jar.
Now anoint each candle with your oils, anointing up (base to wick) with seven strokes or pulls of your hand, trying to envision you of your target being employed at the desired job as you do so. Optional but not required: I also like to say “(Name if target,) is the (name of desired position) at (name of company)” or “(Name of target) is happily employed as (name of position,)” (whichever is more suitable) with each stroke of my hand to anoint these candles, but it’s not necessary for success.
Now place one candle in each of the four positions of the compass on your altar (north, east, south, west.) Using the brown sugar, create a line from each candle to the jar. Place a candle on top of your jar as well. This will look a bit like an X with your jar in the center.
Now starting at north, light each candle in a clockwise position, (so start with north, then east, south, and west,) and as you light each you will speak to each compass point, so as I light the northern candle I say “Spirits of the North, I call on you to draw (name of position and description,) to (name of petitioner,) and ask you to heed my request,” and this negligibly changes with the eastern candle by requesting the same exact request of the Spirits of the East, then the Spirits of the South, and finally the spirits of the West. Now light the candle on top of the jar and say, “(Name of petitioner) I illuminate your whole being and draw to you (description of job,) this very moment, this very hour, and supported by the spirits of” (point north) “the north,” (point east,) “the east,” (point south) “the south” (point west) “and the west, you are blessed with that which you seek, - as is my will, so be it!”
Allow the candles to burn out. Once they have done so, place the sugar and bay leaves inside your jar and seal it. Burning a purple candle anointed with the listed oils on top of the jar once every Thursday will strengthen the spell. When the petitioner or yourself has acquired the job, you may throw out the jar or save it for later use if you’d like a new job.
Im sure there will be some questions, so please ask!
~Cat
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