Cat's Rants - Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

BedBug-Infused Inflammatory Confusion Oil is Ready, but I Ordered the Wrong Size Bottles. :/

Hi Occulties,

This has been a fun week for me. Basically every single asshole who has been an asshole to me in 2021 has been given their comeuppance, and it keeps getting better....well, better for me, anyhow. >:) I am the wrecking ball that will shatter the dreams of my enemies right now and I'm loving it. 

But what is even better is that because I was for some months innundated with jerks, I had a chance or three to sample this lovely bedbug inflammatory confusion on some clearly willing targets (because if you act like a complete piece of shit to me, you're volunteering yourself to be my guinea pig). Anubeion Creations did a lovely job with my Inflammatory Confusion recipe if I had not had actual bedbuggaroos to put in the mother bottle, but with these nasty little crawlies now helping to infuse their awful itchiness in with this recipe, it's SUPREMELY MISERABLE for the target it is placed upon. AND I had a nice lot of it mixed up for me for resale...

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But I ordered the bottles half the size of what I'd wanted. :( That's OK, Amazon can have some new ones to me in this coming week, of the correct size, too, but I know some of you had been interested in getting your own Bedbug Inflammatory Confusion, so if you want the smaller vial, I will sell these at $10. If you'd like to wait, the regular sized bottles will be $20. The small bottles will not have much of the "mother" ingredients inside. Since those stupid buggos are sneaky, there are only 5 in the big bottle, and it's looking like I'm unlikely to catch more. Possibly I could. BUT.....the nice people over at Pine State Pest have cleared out 90% of them at least, and I have one more poisoning of my home to get done and I'm pretty sure I'll be marked "bedbug free" at that point. Possibly not. I haven't seen one of those awful brown little tick shaped fuckers in awhile, but they are sneaky miserable bastards so I won't say I'm debugged until Pine State Pest does. 

I would say I wouldn't wish bedbugs on my worst enemy, but it's actually a pretty solid thing to wish on an enemy. They don't carry disease, and are mostly just gross and make you itchy. Ridding yourself of their disgustingness is a huge expensive chore. You lose sleep, and many people are unkind to you if they find out you have them. These are all pretty acceptable shitty things to want for one's enemy, so they made a perfect addition to this formula. :) 

IF YOU PURCHASE THIS DO NOT LET IT TOUCH YOUR SKIN IF AT ALL POSSIBLE. It is both chock full of badness and dark energies AND it could actually give you a skin reaction because there is some habanero in there. ;) Remember RITUAL OILS ARE NOT PERFUMES! People seem to get that about the cursing stuffs, but it's always good to be sure to remind people. 

If you're interested in ordering please contact me for more details. :)

~Cat

Road Opening Floor Wash

Hey everyone,

I realize the last few months have been very difficult for everyone. My household wasn't spared whatsoever, so I can certainly relate. Life can feel like a struggle when so many people around us are stressed, and/or are having mental health issues, and/or are struggling financially, and/or are in bad health, and/or are just suffering from lack of direct human contact, etc., - and it's hard to be comforting and helpful when you feel like you yourself need comfort and help. As I'd said to a friend lately, it's really difficult to help pull your loved ones out of a forest of bullshit, when you are also trapped in bullshit.  

So how do we clear away this forest of bullshit? Road opening. And you want to know what makes this even better because you know you've been slacking on this... I'm going to have you clean your damn floors. Now this is going to help break up that "everything is bullshit" energy in your home, and you're not only going to start to feel better, but also good changes are going to start happening. 

So you need:
Lemongrass leaves
Red sandalwood (preferably chips)
Quassia chips
A strainer 
A spray bottle OR a bucket and floor cleaner

Taking about 2-3 pinches of each herb and as I add them I say "break down all obstacles, and draw to me positive change," make a strong tea on the stovetop with about 3-4 cups of water. So, this is very simple, you are just going to boil this stuff at rolling boil for about 5-6 minutes. Strain out the herbs, saving the tea. 

Now if you have a carpet, I would just put this tea into a spray bottle and spray it and lightly wipe with a cloth if the area becomes to damp as you go. If you have hardwood floors or tile, I recommend using a cleaner. I am very fond of Murphy's Oil Soap. So when I make this mixture I'm going to put in as much Murphy's into the bucket as I usually do, add the tea, and then likely a bit more warm water. If you prefer a different cleaner, most of them will work nicely, though honestly something with a lemony or piney smell seems to work best. I like scrubbing my floors. It's how my mom did it, it's how I was raised to do it, but I know people who would look at me funny if I suggested they get on their hands and knees. ;) So, yes, you can use a mop. 

Once you have prepared your bucket (or spray bottle,) start at the BACK of your home, and move to the front door, repeating the 23rd Psalm (The Lord is My Shepherd Psalm) as you wash. When you get to the front door of your home, wash the door (or spray it down.) I then also recommend washing the area in front of the door. If you live in an apartment, this might feel a little weird, but just scoot out and give it a little scrub. You can do it. ;) 

And that's it. That's all you have to do. This will break down the negative energies, and get some positive changes coming your way.

Hang in there! 

~Cat

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Mama Cat's DDD Oil (Disease, Damage, Destruction)

Hey Occulties,

So, lots of you ask me for recipes. And more of you want curses (surprisingly a lot of you) so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone (proverbially of course.) This is my recipe. If you wish to use it other than for personal use (that is to market it or to post it,) you will either need to contact me (marketing) and I will discuss how you can use it in your store (it just needs proper attribution) or if you want to post it on your site or use the recipe I will need to agree to let you use it and make sure it is given the proper attribution to it's creator.

Alright, let's get to it. :)

You will need:

Patchouli oil (essential oil not fragrance oil)
Mineral oil (as a carrier)
Dirt from a place blood has been shed or people were killed
Crushed red pepper
Dead mosquito, wasp, stinging insect or bloodworms
Rust from a knife or a sharp tool
Sulfur
Patchouli leaf
Poppy seed
A bottle or vial (1/4-1/2 oz should be more than enough) with a lid.

The dirt should come from somewhere that either a war happened or people died terribly, and as recently as possible (or if it's notoriously haunted, that might work also.) If there has been a house fire, a murder, a train derailing that killed many - this is where you want your dirt. The idea is that the dirt holds the fear, the suffering and the death in it. When you pick up your dirt, do not use your hands (use a spoon or trowel, and drop into a bag,) and drop 9 dimes (or an equivalent small denomination in your country's change - the dime is our ten cent piece,) on the spot you removed the dirt from. Say "I thank you spirits of (this place/address of place) for this dirt, and I leave you this offering that we may have peace between us now and always." Walk away without looking back.

The insects are not as hard to procure as you might think. While a stinging insect is best, it will usually require you to dessicate it some. If you smash a wasp or etc, allow it to air dry (leaving it in a dry sunny window will work) for a few days. If it is a mosquito, there is little to it and it will probably be fine as soon as it is swatted. If you can find neither, go to the pet-store or Amazon and purchase "blood worms." These are mosquito larvae. They will be dehydrated and dead when you receive them. They are a form of fish and reptile food and are not hard to procure.

For the rust, simply scratch some rust off of a rusty knife onto a piece of paper.

Preparing the oil:

In the hour of Saturn on a Tuesday, after the new moon, but as soon after the new moon as possible (and if the moon is in Aries, all the better,) is when to prepare the oil.

Take your vial, and put in your "dry" ingredients. You will only want a small pinch of each. I prefer a strong essential oil base, but if you're very concerned about cost, real essential oil is not cheap. You will want at least 9 drops of patchouli oil (minimum,) I make it about 1/2-2/3 patchouli. Mineral oil does not sour (this is often sold as baby oil,) so no worries about a preservative, just fill to the top of your vial with your carrier (mineral oil.) Cap tightly.

Once you have capped the oil, hold it in your "sending hand" (the one that you use to write,) and bring it up to your mouth (don't touch your mouth but hold it close.) Try to envision dark energy coming out of your hand and seeping into your oil, and exhale a long breath onto the vial and say "I destroy all my enemies, I draw away from them all that they love, that damage and pain and hatred fill the space of their loss. Darkness and chaos I conjure you into the lives of any and all I would use this oil upon. As is my will, so be it." Give the bottle a good shake. Now place the oil in a dark place. Repeat this chant and the shake once a day in the hour of Saturn or of Mars for a total of 9 days. On the last day your oil should be ready for use.

DO NOT handle this with your bare hands. Apply it only with a q-tip or cotton swab to another surface.

Now, I want to warn you all - this is a nasty, nasty cursing oil and you can cause real damage to your enemies. DO NOT use this to "take someone down a notch" for calling you bitch or something equally tame. My rule with any curse is to "sleep on it" for a few days before taking any action against someone, as all to often the desire to destroy another is a passing fancy brought on by a bit of temporary anger. I take no responsibility for the damage you cause using this substance.

Happy cursing, kids! :)

~Cat

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Mama Cat's Get a Job Oil

Hello Occulties,

Since everyone has been asking me recently for help getting a job, I figured this may be of interest. :)

To create the oil you will need:
Five-finger grass,
Bay laurel leaves,
High John the Conqueror (jalap) root chips
Solomon's seal root chips
Alkanet root pieces or powder,
Guinea pepper seeds (grain of paradise)
Small piece of magnet OR small piece of lodestone
Almond or grapeseed oil*
Vitamin e as a preservative*
A vial or bottle to make the oil in.

*This is not one of my "smelly" oils. I know a lot of you like that I make my oils have scent that isn't just almond oil, but I'm afraid this recipie isn't going to fit that bill. ;) Also, DO use the vitamin e to preserve the oil or it will rot up pretty fast.

To make the oil:
Put a pinch of each herb into bottle. Add a small magnet or lodestone into the bottle. Pour enough almond or grapeseed oil into the bottle to almost fill it. Add a bit of vitamin e as preservative. Cap tightly and shake the bottle.

While some of you may not be comfortable trying to send energy, I like to charge my oils with energy. In the case of this particular recipie, I envision the words "You're hired!" and green, violet, and gold energy flowing from me into the bottle while I hold the bottle in my hands until it "feels full." However, you don't need to do a specific prayer, chant, or even send energy into that oil if you do not feel comfortable doing this. I personally think that it works better if you do try to put energy into your oil and/or say a little chant to "wake the oil up," but it's your choice.

I'm sure there will be questions (or if you want to alert me to a typo,) so contact me if you have any. :)

Enjoy!

~Cat

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Lucky Gambler's Hand Oil and Lucky Hand Root Oil

Hi Everyone,

Since someone recently asked me how to make lucky hand root oil, I figured I'd go over that (very easy,) and also offer you a pretty good gambling oil you can make with a lucky hand root. :D

So to make 1oz of lucky hand root oil, I would put one lucky hand root (salep) into a 1 oz bottle/vial, fill with a carrier oil (I prefer grapeseed) and a few drops of vitamin e oil for preservative. Yeah, that's just lucky hand root oil - it is what it says it is. ;)

Now, to make my Lucky Gambler's Hand Oil you would need (all herbal ingredients should be dried):
Lucky Hand Root (salep)
Five-finger grass (cinquefoil),
Irish moss flakes
Oakmoss
Bay Laurel leaf
Chamomile flowers
Small grains of pyrite, or "fool's gold," - while I can't exactly validate this, a friend of mine uses my recipie but with gold glitter instead of pyrite and says it works just as well...so, there's a sub (?) but I wouldn't know if it works as well or better seeing as I make mine with pyrite. ;)
A vial or container
Grapeseed oil with vitamin e added for preservative.

Take a small pinch each of the five finger grass, Irish moss flakes, oakmoss powder, and chamomile flowers and place within your container (container should be small - under 2oz preferably.) Add one bay leaf, one lucky hand root, and a few grains of pyrite. Pour grapeseed oil within a few millimeters of the lip of your container, then add a few drops vitamin e to preserve the oil. Store in a cool dark place. :)

This oil can be used to anoint candles for gambling spells, gambling mojo "hands" (mojo bags,) or even by adding a few drops to a lucky bath or to the palms of your hands before hitting the casino.

I hope everyone enjoyed this item from my recipie book. :)

~Cat

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Powder To Encourage Love, &/or To Heat Up Existing Relationship

Hey all,

In celebration of the super gigantic heating oil bill I just recieved, I'm gonna say, eff money, let's focus on LOVE! Why love? Well, because I don't want to think about money, hahaha.

If you want to think about money or money spells (cuz I'm not helping you with that enough on this site,) please come join us all over at the Hoodoo For Everyone board!

Alrightey, before I begin (cuz I hear it ALL OF THE TIME,) we must also remember that proper action and proper thought leads to proper manifestation. What is that supposed to mean? Have faith in yourself, have faith in your spell, do not "think it to death," and DEFINITELY remember this: spells are not insurance against acting crazy or acting against your spell. Stalking is NOT sexy, and acting like a crazy person in any way is also NOT sexy.

OK, enough of my jawing, and on with the spell!

I call this Love Heater powder, but its not traditional so that's my silly name for it. Call it what you will. ;) Its the best for heating up an existing relationship, or heating up lovey feelings in a new love interest.

You will need:
Periwinkle powder
Lovage root powder,
Mace powder,
Rose petal powder
Lemongrass powder
A bowl

(this can be purchased directly from Mountain Rose Herbs by clicking the banner at the bottom of the page if you are having difficulty locating any of this stuff.)

To prepare:

Place approximately equal parts of the above herbs/roots into your bowl. If you'd like to measure it, 3 tablespoons of each is probably more than enough. Mix thoroughly. I encourage you to use something like a fork for maximum mixing. ;)

Place both of your hands over the bowl, and envision red energy coming from your hands and entering the powder - try to send passionate/romantic energy into the powder until it "feels" full. If this doesn't make sense to you (if I'm speaking in spell-vernacular and you're lost,) then hold your hands over the powder for a few minutes while imagining sexy/romantic goings on with your desired spell target.

To use powders, you need to sprinkle these where the target will come in contact with the powder. I had gone over using ritual powders in an old post here, and here. I will give you a sentence you can use to name the powder while you sprinkle it: "Everytime (full name of target,) comes within contact of this powder, his/her love will grow deeper for me within the hour."

You can also use this just by sprinkling it on your candle spells. Just anoint your candle in an appropriate love oil, (using seven strokes up, from base to wick,) and then sprinkle on this powder - it would work well with pink or red candles, even candles shaped like people (use the sex corresponding to your desired mate.) Be sure to make a name paper! Using a piece of paper with all edges torn, not cut, you write out the target's name in black pen nine times as so:

Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname

Then, turn the paper so that the names are running vertically and write your name across theirs in the same fashion as above, so it forms a bit like a grid shape. When you have done so, using a red pen, write the command in a circle around the names. Now sprinkle a bit of your love heater powder into the center of the paper, and then fold in half towards you, and then fold in half towards you again. The chant should be similar to your command you'd written on the name paper. For example, if you wanted John Doe to love you, you'd say, "John Doe's romantic and passionate feelings grow and grow for Mary Roe every moment of every day. The more John tries to resist these influences, the stronger they become. With each passing second, John's feelings for Mary become more loving, more romantic, more passionate. This spell shall not reverse nor place upon me any curse - as is my will, so be it!" Then, allow the candle to burn out. Place the name paper beneath your front doorstep.

As always there will be questions so contact me if you have them!

Enjoy!

~Cat

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***MODIFIED TO ADD*** Someone has written in and asked if these herbs are put in a base/carrier oil, could it be used as an anointing oil. The answer is yes. I usually (since I like "smelly" oils,) put into a base of equal parts lemongrass, cardamom, rose, however, the more traditional method of using a carrier oil such as almond oil, and placing the herbs into it will work fine. Please be sure to use vitamin E when working with a carrier oil like almond or grapeseed oil.

Mama Cat's RoadOpener Oil

Hi Occulties,

I've had a lot of requests for this, so enjoy!

You will need -

A bottle which holds about 1/2 oz of oil
Lemongrass essential oil*
Sandalwood oil (essential or fragrance, preferably RED sandalwood oil,)
Red sandalwood chips,
Lemongrass leaf pieces
Quassia chips
Gunpowder

Add a pinch of lemongrass leaves (about 3-4 pieces is fine,) a pinch of red sandalwood chips (2-4 pieces is fine again,) pinch of gunpowder, and a pinch of quassia chips (2-3 pieces,) to your bottle. Pour in about 5 drops sandalwood essential oil, or 15 drops sandalwood fragrance oil (depending on what you are using,) and then pour in lemongrass essential oil to fill the bottle. Cap tightly.

I usually charge my oils by envisioning energy flowing into the vial and empowering my oil, but you can also say a suitable prayer (if you prefer,) which belongs to your religion instead of sending energy into the vial if this is more comfortable for you.

I recommend allowing the oil to sit in a cool dark place for about 2 weeks and be shaken every 2-3 days before using, to get all the plant energies to enter the oil, however, it is suitable for use immediately. ;)

*If you wish, you may substitute palmarosa essential oil for the lemongrass essential oil.

Enjoy!

~Cat

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You Asked, and I Complied: Mama Cat's Love Powder

Alrightey, everyone's raving their pants off when I sent samples some months back, so here it is, and you will ALL groan at how easy this is....

ALL of the ingredients are available here:

Love Powder:

Equal parts-
Pink rose petal powder
Mace powder
Orris root powder

Blend equal parts together well. Before bagging or placing into a container, I generally "fill" each batch with energy, in this case I would try to send pink and red energies into the powder. This will be as fine-powdered as the stuff you can buy which is composed of mostly talc, except in this case you will have PURE ROOTS AND HERBS, so its stronger! Enjoy.

I do not use cheap fillers like colored talc, but if you'd like to water this down, feel free to add your own pink or red colored talc powder into the mixture.

There you go, kids! And many thanks for the compliments! So many of you had requested my recipie, I was going to save it for the book, but too many of you wanted this to hold it back.

Please remember this recipie is copyright theoriginalninjacat, aka your high-lady blogstress, me, Cat, and any copying of this recipie and transmitting to other sites without my consent will bring out my evil lawyer down upon thee, and said lawyer makes the minions of the Necronomicon look peaceful...so no plagurism!

Best,

~Cat

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Mama Cat's "Marry Me, Boy" Oil, with Spell

Hello Occulties,

I'm coming down with a touch of the flu, so please forgive me if I start rambling - I have a mild fever, which, in turn, has given me a mild case of the stupids. ;) But I shall overcome because I am LOOONG over due on giving you an article...

The following spell and article is for (sorry boys,) the ladies, and this is also, (sorry ladies,) for those ladies in EXISTING relationships. In all honesty, if your intended is not dating you, I do not know that this will work, and he should be dating you for some time. This spell is targeted for use by women who have suitors who are holding back on giving them the full commitment, despite there having been enough of an emotional bond established and a normal amount of time spent before someone would sensibly ask for a lady's hand in marriage. ;)

Please note, I have put a note where you need to use the essential oil, and that other oils can be "fragrance" oils or synthetic versions of the scent, and need not be the essential oils. ;)

Making the oil-
You will need:
Rose attar (REAL essential rose oil,)
Orange blossom oil,
Strawberry oil,
Rosemary,
Orris root (small pieces,)
Catnip,
Few drops menstrual blood or a few pieces of dried menses,
Small jar or vial

Place a small amount of each herb (about equal parts,) and menses into the vial or jar - you need not fill the vial or jar, just be sure there is a pinch of each herb in the bottle. Use 2 parts orange blossom oil, to 1 part rose attar, and 1 part strawberry oil, to fill the vial/bottle. Seal the vessel tightly, hold in your power hand (the hand you write with,) and envision yourself and your lover blissfully in love, and in full wedding clothing, try to send pink, white and blue energy into the oil. When you feel the oil is "full" of energy you can use it immediately, however I prefer to place my oils in a dark place for a few weeks, giving them a good shake every few days to allow the herbal vibrations to better enter the oil.

Marry Me spell (oil can be used for other spells.)
You will need:
A string or cord soaked with the semen of your intended, the length of his erect penis
A string or cord soaked with your menses, the length from the top of your pubic hair to the opening of the vaginal opening
A blue nude male figural candle
A blue nude female figural candle
A pink taper candle (at least 4" long,)
A white taper candle (at least 4" long,)
A red taper candle (at least 4" long,)
Mama Cat's "Marry Me, Boy" Oil
Rosemary
Rose
Periwinkle Herb
Small biological item from yourself (hair, nails, etc...your choice,)
Small biological item from your lover (again, your choice,)
A pin or nail,
A heatproof container such as a cake tin (large size - if using a wood or plastic altar, use a ceramic tile beneath the tin,)
A piece of scrap paper with all edges TORN not cut,
A black pen,
A red pen

First off, don't ask me how you are gonna measure his penis with a piece of string and then soak it in his semen. ;) I leave that one up to you, and plenty of ladies in the past have done this with their gentleman being none the wiser. I leave how you go about collecting his semen on that sized cord up to you. HOWEVER, try to collect semen which has not been mixed with your vaginal secretions.

Next.... I know a lot of you ladies today shave all your pubies off. ;) BUT, I also know that pubies grow back and fast, so when you see the trace of the top of your bush coming on back (hehe,) measure the string from there to the actual vagina (meaning the birth canal,) the rest is not - clinically-speaking, - the vagina.

For my gals who are not menstruating due to menopause, surgery, or nursing (or whatever medical reason,) you need to measure the string as above, but soak it in your vaginal secretions which you have gathered during masturbation, preferably around the full moon.

Hopefully this will make it so I don't have to discuss you or your lover's fun parts to great length in my inbox in the future...but probably not. ;)

Moving on...

Preperation:

Mix equal parts of your herbs and crush into a fine powder using a mortar and pestle (or lacking this, a bowl and a strong spoon.) Set aside.

Take the scrap of paper, and inscribe it with your black pen as follows:
Write your lover's name out 9 times like this-
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
Then turn the paper, so the names of your lover is running vertically (up and down,) and inscribe your name in black pen over his 9 times in the same fashion as above. Since this confuses people, when you are done inscribing your name, the finished product will be like the 2 names are in a sort of "grid," meaning his are running vertically, and yours horizontially over his. I know some of you are already confused. Please contact me if you need me to clarify this step. ;) Next using your red pen, write in a circle around the names the command "marry me," written over and over until the 2 ends of the circle meet. Again, if you are really scratching your head here, contact me. Spit into the center of your paper, add a pinch of your herbal mixture to the center of the paper, and place the small biological item into the center of the paper, and then fold the paper in half TOWARDS you, saying "Marry me," as you do. Now fold in half towards you again, saying, "Marry me," as you do so again, and set this aside.

Anoint your candles with your Marry Me, Boy oil using 7 strokes up (base to wick) for each candle. You are going to "charge" your candles a bit differently for each. ;) If you feel you cannot send energy or charge items, sit with the candle in both hands while picturing the suggested imagery (below.)

Nude Male ("adam") figural: Carve your lover's initials over the heart area with your pin or nail. Hold this in your hands, and picture your intended asking for your hand in marriage, picture him as your bridegroom, dressed in traditional bridegroom wear, and try to send this image into the candle along with blue, white, and pink energy until you feel the candle is full.

Nude Female ("eve") figural: Carve your intials over the heart area with your pin or nail. Hold this in both or your hands while picturing yourself as a bride, and try to send this image into the candle along with blue, white, and pink energy until you feel the candle is full.

Male and Female candle - take your strings (the semen one and the period blood one, and tie them around the couple with the couple "face to face" so as to "tie them together," and as you tie 9 knots, with each knot, say "Marry Me."

Pink taper: Hold this in both hands, while thinking strongly of the romantic (as opposed to sexual or intellectual,) love between you and your lover, while trying to send pink energy into the candle.

Red taper: Hold this in both hands, while thinking strongly of the sexual/passionate love between you and your lover, while trying to send red energy into the candle.

White taper: Hold this in both hands while thinking strongly of the intellectual or platonic love between you and your lover, while trying to send white energy into the candle.

Sprinkle your herbal mix on all candles.

Altar set up
Using your large cake tin to place all candles inside, place the female candle and male candles (now tied face to face,) and place the name paper beneath the "toes" of each of the candles so they are both "standing" on it. The female should stand to the left of the male. About 3 inches to the left of the female, place the pink taper, and 3 inches to the right of the male candle place the red taper candle. "Above" (or to the northerm direction of) the couple, place the white candle. This will sort of look like each of your tapers are forming the points of an upright candle with the "couple" in the middle.

Spell (finally, hehe):

Start by lighting your white candle, and say, "I strengthen the bonds of intellectual love between (lover's full name,) and (your full name)," as you do so. Now light the red candle, saying, "I strengthen the bonds of passionate love between (lover's full name) and (your full name,)" as you do so. Now light the pink, saying "I strengthen the bonds of romantic love between (lovers full name) and (your full name) as you do so. Now light both of the couple's wicks, saying "By our bonds of intellectual love, passionate love, and romantic love, (lover's full name) and (your full name) are bound to each other." Hold your hands to either side of the altar set up and say, "(Lover's full name,) dream of only me, (your full name,) and desire to be with only me. (Lover's first name,) marry me, and love only me. (Lover's first name,) you must ask for my hand in marriage, and the more you try to resist marrying me, the stronger the desire to marry me becomes." Now drop your hands to your side, and say, "This spell shall not reverse, nor place upon me any curse - as is my will so be it!"

Allow the candles to burn all the way out. When they have, take your spell remains (wax bits, herbs, paper) and bury these preferably by or beneath your front door. In the past, those without a front door have used a houseplant by the door as a substitution for this method of interment. ;)

As always, there will be questions, so contact me if you have them.

~Cat

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Van-Van Oil Recipie

Hey all,

Just a little recipie for all of you today.

Van-Van oil is traditionally used to "feed" a charm or amulet used for luck or prosperity. I have also noticed that it not only empowers amulets, but it a good general "good luck" oil, as well as a good general prosperity oil.

Now, when I first was learning Hoodoo, I was taught that Van-Van was basically JUST lemongrass essential oil with some pyrite in the jar. ;) I have since found that recipie to be a bit...lacking, so here is my personal recipie for Van-Van.

You will need:
1/2 oz bottle essential oil of lemongrass (THIS MUST BE ESSENTIAL OIL,) with about one eyedropper's worth taken out.
Small grains of pyrite (fools gold,)
Lemongrass leaves,
Solomon's Seal root.

To make it:
Place about a pinch of lemongrass, a pinch (a pinch being a teeny amount) of solomon's seal root, and a few grains of pyrite into your essential oil of lemongrass. Seal the bottle, and hold the jar in your hands for a few moments, envisioning golden energy surging from you into the oil. The oil SHOULD BE ready for immediate use, however, I personally like to allow it to sit for about 2 weeks in a cool, dark place (which allows the herbal and mineral vibrations to enter the oil,) shaking the bottle every few days prior to using my ritual oil.

Enjoy!

~Cat

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