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The Theban Witch Drama

Hey occulties,

I thought I graduated high school many moons ago but Reddit is the gift that keeps in giving 

So I need to start before I met Theban Witch. About a year ago when my husband and I went to move our uhaul was towed because a friend improperly handled the situation. Uhaul has to get the car out of impound and then never contacted us and claimed they destroyed everything we owned except our birds and a few clothes we never wear (the birds and clothes were in our hotel). That was terrible. Then we stayed with a friend since summer rents are awful and to save up and recover from that very traumatic event and moved into our townhouse in mid to late November. This cost all our savings. About two weeks into living there they pulled the scam they had pulled on several others as evidenced by the many things left behind in closets and evicted us, reducing us to poverty. In the worst fiscal month of the year. And my husbands health issues flared. Then we lived in short term rentals which made it impossible to save. I finally found a solution but it was not a fun few months. It was also traumatic obviously. All my witchy friends were throwing curse clearing crap at me at this point and I wasn’t saying no. 

I had wanted to update my tech (still do but getting about there.) I’d made a post about accepting donations towards this. I want to say that was in March. I don’t recall. It’s important.

In the spring I had reports of a practitioner on Reddit sexually harrassing people. This is also important.

In May or June a man who goes by Theban Witch contacted me. He asked me about some redditors, and claimed people were harming him and hate seeing him and made some really bizarre claims. It was people telling me (before this happened) that he wanted them to send nude videos and masturbation videos. It was the sexual harasser. He then asked if I’d do an energy clearing for him. I said I would and offered the standard price. I wasn’t sure if I should but then, I figured perverts need energy work too. He never paid me, and I figured he changed his mind, so I moved on with my life. Then in June (I think) he made an offer like he’d send me clients if I gave him 40% of the take. This has never been standard practice. When i declined he said he was just being charitable because I’m poor and referenced a post in March - the tech one. I explained the situation all the way back to the townhouse if not the uhaul, and what I had endured and said it was a long time ago, that his concerns were mislaid, and he became rude and smug so I blocked him. 

Around this time another man contacted me about a situation, paid me for a reading and as I recall the reading was fine. I don’t recall if I did work. He then asked for another reading and in his defense the connection was awful. When I tried to use other means it was clearly his phone. I couldn’t hear him well. This was almost 2 hours. I gave him the reading through email at least three times. This was at least an hour if not more. So for three hours of my time, he paid for a half an hour. And that’s what it is, except he’d nag me and demand free spell coaching. I’d talk to him for hours about casting his own spells and dispel myths and talk about his personal life through varying platforms. That’s actually a paid service. We moved right around this time and I’ll call him LB, I was like “Listen LB I just moved and spent everything I had and I’m still fighting to get electricity and my damn mattress here, sleeping on an air mattress, I’m not really up to helping you for free right now.” ANYONE who talked to me that week would tell you we were miserable. No bed, no AC… and everything was a shit show because it was the Fourth of July. And this guy is like texting me for hours about his opinions on spellcastlng and can I explain this and that and would I do that reading for the thousandth time. Relentlessly nagging me and trying to get me to do my job for free and I finally broke down and said what I said above.

He “graciously” bought a curse removal for 2/3 of the price. Then he held it over my head (I did the work) while blowing me up for a reading I’d done several times. Oh and more free spell coaching Finally I email him a reading with hard truth in it (she doesn’t love you like that,) and a hard truth that came up three times, sent images of the cards, and told him he was financially abusive and a freebie abuser, gave examples. I’d had enough. I fired him.

This Monday or Tuesday (yesterday or the day before) after seeing him in my insta feed I blocked or unfollowed him (can’t recall) because frankly I feel abused by him. I did then and I do now. He took advantage of us being poor from moving while also demanding all sorts of hours of my time unpaid. This is my job. It’s how I pay my bills. I resented seeing my abuser.

Today my phone blew up. Apparently LB had either misinformed Theban Witch about the situation after I blocked/unfollowed his insta, or they just decided I’m a cunt and he posted (unsurprisingly on Reddit,) lies and half truths then brought up that I’m poor and that horrible trauma again. Like I ain’t poor forever, buddy, I work 60 hours a week so that’s impossible. I’m over here in Maine minding my own business, literally fixing a part of my wall I have to replace, and a sex predator and a financially abusive fired client are making up stories and linking them to my name. 

I hadn’t even said anything rude about either and I even have recorded calls and texts and emails. Like if you’re gonna gang up on me, one of you or both of you (might be both,) signed a contract that’s still binding (and you agreed to be fined thousands for this, lol) plus I have evidence you’re both full of shit. You were both awful to me (and in one case to several others) in your own ways and I just quietly minded my own business like I do and let it go. But you crave attention so here it is. You want to post lies, I’ll post the truth.

Now that’s the story. I’d be glad to link their pages and their sites and their social media but for now if they don’t want like charges for sex abuse and one of you was laundering money weren’t you? I know both of you were up to some bad stuff, Oh I have so much to go through, then maybe they should worry about the myriad other problems in their lives (that I’m aware of which can’t be all of them) and stop posting lies about me.

And for fuck sake stop posting about when I was poor after the townhouse. It’s like people making fun of my wonky eyebrow (that’s where I almost died, and I have some cool pics of what it looked like with me in the hospital bed almost dead actually,) and think it’s acceptable to judge like that. Like you post about my being traumatized like I’m the bad guy for being a victim ffs. You’re both terrible people. Yes I was poor in the cold months. Lost my house because the lease was a scam. Here’s some salt to rub in that wound. Oh and while you’re at it, of course moving to our home was expensive. Wow, I’m the only person who was ever broke right when they moved right? And if you guys think acting like bullies is cool, come and get it because I’m glossing over a lot.

To the TW there… you need to tend your own garden. People saying lotsa stuff and claiming they have proof. They’ve said it to me. If any of it’s true, you just make me look better saying bad stuff (because some perv asking girls to rub one out for him isn’t professional and is criminal) and if it’s false you just look stupid because what you’re saying about me is not true. I’m having those women send me proof but they told me about this shit before I met you because they wanted to know if I’d ever heard anything about you,

And to LB you are a man in your 50s now aren’t you? Why are you acting like a 17 year old mean girl and telling stories cuz I took you off my insta. Go find a nice appropriately aged lady and be happy. Like it’s social media, kid. Grow up. You’re bullying a woman by lying because you can’t financially abuse her or see her insta. How adult. 

Really, the trash can take itself out. Thanks for the metric fuckton of business all this sent my way tho. That was unexpected.

~Cat

UPDATE: Thank you to the many people who have contacted me on several platforms in a matter of hours after putting up my posts. It would seem TW has created quite the anti-fan base and then attacks supporters of the opponents and enemies he makes. A true sign of a quack is actually posting about other practitioners without being outright provoked. It’s actually a standard rule among professionals to keep to yourself matters where you are not attacked first, and since I’d said nothing about him publicly until he attacked me, clearly I did not fire the first shot. Remember creatures like this man thrive on attention - negative or positive, - because he suffers from a personality disorder and even this right now (me talking about him) feeds him. He wants everyone to pay attention to him and sadly after what I was told, he is thriving on people reporting his sex crimes and tirades, so we are all just feeding this attention hungry perv even now. I’d also like to thank everyone for their kindness and well wishes regarding the troubles we went through. It wasn’t easy but we are thriving again! I will try to follow up on this soon and you are always welcome to contact me with information on this man. 

Thank You, St Michael Archangel!

Many thanks to one of my most beloved beings, St Michael Archangel, who is a great protector, and who watches over me and keeps me safe always.

His name means “Who is like God” 

Adaptability and Resilience

Hello my Occulties, 

For many years, I have told many many readers and clients that without adaptability, they would not achieve the sort of success they would have with it, or sometimes might even find themselves with complete spell failure.

it comes down to this… if your reaction to any obstacle or challenge is to sob and moan and ask others “what can be done?” or to act as if all hope is lost the moment you perceive something isn’t going your way (especially when you are easily made negative by the most trivial of events,) you are your own worst enemy not just in magic, but in life. Of course, every person becomes frustrated from time to time and might reach this point where we act this way, but it is how often you fall into this state, how long you maintain this state, and how much energy you allow yourself to waste in this state. If you are always negative and often need encouragement, you are part of this lot. 

Again, I do not deny that all of us get to this point from time to time. I do too. I can be a complete mess if pushed hard enough, just like you. However, I see it like this…. If I cannot open a proverbial door or scale a proverbial wall to get to what I want on the other side, then I must find a solution to make an opening so that I can. Sitting and blubbering about it is a waste of energy. You now have less energy, and a headache, and just as much work to accomplish. Being angry about it only motivates me so much. Resolving to find my solution and being willing to try out theoretical solutions that may fail until I find the one that doesn’t is therefore my only option. Of course frustration and self pity may come upon me but I must not allow myself to accept either as my reward, and therefore must rise to the challenge being presented to me…so long as my goal is a goal I still have. 

You see, goals change. There are things I want now I did not want in my youth and things I wanted when I was a younger woman I do not want now. Keeping a goal merely because you did not achieve it when you still desired to reach it is just stupid. You are wasting energy on a thing you no longer find value in. People do this all the time because they want to “win” when there is no competition being played out and all you will win is a thing you neither value nor want. So reassessing your goals frequently is a wise practice. 

You must not fear your obstacle or your obstacle is the fear and once you overcome that, then the actual obstacle. So you make yourself two obstacles. Plus many fear events that have already happened, like the amount of people I work with who are afraid of breaking up with a partner who already broke up with them is not small. It already happened so you needn’t fear it anymore. Also we must keep a clear head. The amount of times someone expresses that they don’t want someone they dated for months or even years to forget them - someone who ended the relationship recently, no less, - is also not small. Unless you have a target with sever brain damage and memory loss, this is an unsubstantiated fear borne of melodramatic and unreasonable thinking and you must overcome it. 

Now the another issue here is I find people look for the most easy solution and why not? Hell, we all love it when things are easy… though most things of any value are not easily attained. So, if you instantly become discouraged because you invested the least amount of time, energy, or money to obtain a goal and failed, then you have only yourself to blame for thinking laziness and a lack of effort was the best way to be rewarded. 

And why am I saying all this? Because I will be posting a love spell in the next day or so, and a bit of advice I’d generally a smart idea before I get the droves of people who very much need this lecture coming into my inbox with many of the problems listed above. 

Magic is your way to make things as you would have them, but it isn’t always easily mastered, and until you master your own self, may not provide the solution until you have done so. 

~Cat

A Few Business Announcements

Hey everyone,

So due to a common misunderstanding the Stubborn Lover package deal is being reworked. This does NOT affect current package holders. If you are an active package holder, I’m still working weekly until your package expiry. This was a very common misunderstanding as my wording wasn’t that clear to everyone and I don’t ever REMOVE benefits promised. I may bin the program altogether. It is suspended for NEW PURCHASES ONLY at this writing. ACTIVE CASES NEED NOT BE CONCERNED.

The white glove membership has lowered in price. The format is also changing. If you are a member, you will be refunded if you pay the old price today or any day after. I am also interested in your feedback as I am looking to make this affordable without it being a situation some would make abusive. So please contact me if you’re a member! I’ve had ZERO problems with this group. 

Thanks everyone. Working out multi week deals takes a bit, lol.

~Cat

Revenge on a Gossip

Hey occulties, 

I’m not a fan of gossip, and while there’s definitely stop gossip spells, someone somewhere is always naive enough to believe lies and rumors. I’m lucky in this respect…Mr NinjaCat knows who he’s married to, and I have handfuls of personal items from those who are troublesome for personal reasons that he gave to me. But that may not always be true of every sociopath not singing my praises but parading around lies. Now if your momma never taught you if you can’t say anything nice, not to say it all, or at least only say it if it’s verifiable, you won’t like this spell. 

You will need:
An animal tongue (beef tongues are easiest to find and frankly a small tongue will be amazingly hard to use)
A chicken’s foot
A sharp knife
The hottest pepper you can find (don’t disappoint me - grab that ghost pepper)
A mirror box to fit the tongue
Heavy black thread
An upholsterers needle
Real goofer dust*
A personal item from the target**
A slip of paper with all edges torn, not cut
A pen with black ink
Optional: Black duct tape

To make the mirror box, you should get duct tape and mirrors. The reflective side should never catch your reflection. Assemble the box allowing the top to swing open before permanently sealed. A box has six sides, and if making this you will need 4 long pieces and two smaller square pieces measuring on all sides length of the shorter end of your long pieces. I can’t slap your geometry teacher/s if you can’t make a rectangular box, but you might try cardboard cut outs first if you are unsure of your skills. Amazon.com should be able to provide mirrors if any size you request. 

Write the target’s name 9 times once per line - so if, for example, our target is named Jane Doe we would write her name 
Jane Doe
jane Doe
Jane Doe (then write it as so 6 more times

Now turn the paper so the names run vertical and write horizontally across the paper (to create something of a grid pattern) nine times - once per line - 
All harmful words written or spoken by you about me return to you 3x3x3

its long so prepare accordingly. I just try to center it so that the names are covered by the command. That the command will have space on either side where it has no name under it us not worth a worry or emailing me in a panic. 😉

Now place your personal item into the center of the item and fold it in half away from you, and then in half away from you again, to quarter it.***

Using your knife, slice the tongue lengthwise on the top, but not all the way through (about halfway deep) saying “blistered be the tongue who speaks ill of me,” and keep the image of your antagonist in your mind’s eye as you do so. I like to talk to the person as I go along, but you only need say that. Now cut your pepper. I like to try to turn these inside out but that’s not easy so even cutting it in pieces is fine just make sure the hot bits are touching both the paper and tongue as you then place your bake paper in and liberally sprinkle this with goofer dust, making sure not to allow the dust to touch you. Now stitch this closed with nine X’s using your thread and upholsterers needle. Every time you make an X, say “Every word you wrote or speak against me returns to you 3 times three times three.” Take your chicken paw, and insert the leg end into the tongue slit so the foot end rests on the throat part of the tongue, and say, “you gag and choke before you speak I’ll of me again. Place the tongue into the mirror box and pour goofer dust over it liberally telling the antagonist he or she can expect nothing but pain and misery for speaking badly of you. Now seal the box shut. I like to further wrap these totally in duct tape. Why? Because as the tongue decomposes it let’s out gasses and the box can shatter as can it from just being buried (you’re burying it,) and this ensures their evil towards you is reflected back. When you seal the box you say “I return the evil of the words you speak against me back to you forever more.” 

Now take the box to a graveyard or some abandoned place, and bury it. I like to hold an informal funeral for their lies and gossip but when you bury it all you need to say is “every word you speak or write against me, bounces off me and harms you three times three times three - as is my will, so it be!” Walk away without looking back. 

When done well, this does have the tendency to harm others who believed the gossip enough to spread it or cause you harm in some way, so use judiciously. 

Im sure there will be questions, so please ask.

~Cat

*This is not talc, contains no talc and is actual dirt mixed with herbal and biological ingredients 
**This may be hard to find but images are subpar for this working especially if you’re a beginner. That connection is imperative. 
***this means if it were unfolded the creases make a + like form. I have no idea how this is a mystery but I’ve heard enough times that people don’t understand me so apparently I’m speaking in a dead language and hopefully this clears it up 😬

copyright ©️ OriginalNinjaCat.com - may not be shared or republished without my written permission 

Mama Cat’s Pearls of Wisdom #??

Frequent readings injure spell energy and slow manifestation. If you must have frequent updates try to keep readings at least two weeks apart. 

Destroying the “Other Woman”

Hey occulties,

Should you find a woman chasing after your man (or woman), or even worse, having him start to listen to her, or even worse carrying on in an affair, then even if you throw him out (and even if you don’t,) you should try this out so everyone knows what she is, and trust me…whatever good reputation she has left will disappear if you do this right (it looks easier than it is.) This tends to really only work well on someone who’s already of a low moral character (and people who intentionally pursue someone in a committed relationship would qualify,) so if you’re the third party trying to oust the other, it might not work as you’d hoped unless that woman’s cheating on the partner you’re pursuing.

You will need:
A hair from her head - or even better a pubic hair if you can get one 
Hair from a female cat in heat, preferably an orange cat, secondarily a black cat, lastly any cat in heat
Tiger Balm
A cowrie shell
patchouli herb
A red candle (large is best) 
Red thread - a whole spool
Optional: an image of the target 

Take the hair of the target and tie it in a knot with the hairs from the cat in heat, and as you do say, just as this cat calls for anyone to fuck her, so do you (target’s name)  scream for anyone to fuck you.” Say this while you think of your target, legs spread, begging for a lover. Now push this hair into the cowrie shell and say “(name of target,) this is your pussy,” and shove patchouli in and say “this patchouli grows your insatiable lust,” and spread Tiger Balm in, trying to get it inside, and say, “feel the heat and the warmth and feel it grow your desire for anyone and everyone to enter into you.” Now light your red candle, and drop some wax over the shell to coat it. Take your red thread, and start wrapping it around the shell lengthwise, in a clockwise motion, while you say “(name of target,) everyone you come in contact with, you irresistibly want to seduce that person, and feel them inside you, and you hunger for them until you let them have them,” over and over, leaving the outer parts of the cowrie shell uncovered to still represent the labia of the vagina, and then tie it at one end, saying the chant you used while wrapping, tie a knot at the other end, repeating the chant again, then tie a length at that end into a loop, repeating it once more, and say “as is my will, so be it” You should, throughout this process, keep a mental image of your target throwing themselves at everyone who passes, begging for sex from everyone.

Now if you have an image, place this beneath the candle, and place the loop on your index finger of your right hand, and holding the item over the flame (making sure you’re far enough that it won’t catch fire of course,) make the shell go in a circle counterclockwise while repeating “slut, whore, one man/woman/person isn’t enough, you always want more,” over and over and over for at least five minutes. Snuff or pinch out (do not blow out) the candle. Repeat daily for as long as you’d like. The target should become so crazed for sex from absolutely anyone that unless they are a porn star, people will be disgusted and derisive towards the target. Like I’m talking several partners a day if they can have them. Use the same candle of course.

This spell is best begun on a Tuesday in the first quarter of the lunar cycle

As always if you have questions, please ask! 

~Cat

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Questions You’ve Asked Me: July 2024 edition

Hey Occulties,

Here we go, another QYAM article!

Q: Should I do cursing during a waxing or waning moon phase? 

A: Either. It depends on the curse. If I’m assuming you want the curse energy to grow which would use a waxing phase, then you’d start at the first quarter waxing phase, but if you’re dissolving some influence to create a more negative situation then you want the third quarter (as soon after the full moon as possible.

People get confused because they were told negative workings are for the waning phase and positive for the waxing when we should look at it more like increasing and decreasing. It has literally zero to do with it being a blessing or curse. You use the “growth” (strongest lunar day being the day after but closest to the new moon) to grow, or to bring to you, or the “shrinking” (ie waning so the day after the full moon,) to decrease, lessen, and remove. The full moon IS NOT strong for growing an influence and is inert. It has other properties. The brighter the moon is the less growing influence you have. 

Q: Do autistic people react to spells the same as neurotypicals? 

A: This is a very broad question I can’t give a yes and no answer to. Whenever you’re working on the person versus a situation, the intelligent tactic is to keep in mind the behavioral and emotional make up of that person as well as if they are neurodivergent. You should know the triggers of the spell work you use. This is why I have said no spell is one size fits all. Unfortunately, people don’t like that understanding basic psychology is essential to expert spellworking on PEOPLE. So yes, it is likely you would want to know the triggers used to create the desired outcome when working on an autistic person. If, however, you are working on the situation rather than the individual involved this is far less of a concern. These spells (like a get a job spell) are built to manifest a needed situation and whether or not an autistic person is involved should not be much of a concern with those. It’s just that many people ask about love spells and those spells tend to work on the person rather than the situation. 

Q: How often should I clean my altar? 

A: If you use it for multiple workings of different types, every time you use it you need to cleanse it of the previous spell’s energy. If you’re working the same kind of spell for the same purpose (all love spells for example) then whenever it’s dirty. 

Q: Now that I have your number, it’s okay to text you every time I have a question about casting my own spells or to talk about my problems, right? 

A: No. in fact I appreciate it if you stick to email only (texts are for supreme emergencies) and I sell a service that is answering your spell questions so it’s actually incredibly rude to suggest I do my job for you for free. I don’t mind answering handful of questions for free on the odd occasion (not several times a day or week) but texting me daily with several does cross the line. 

There’s a difference between a paying spell client asking me about their situation i’m working on, and a paying spell client asking me about spells they cast themselves, - ones I didn’t cast, too. If I cast the spell, it’s my job to answer questions about it. It’s not my job to act as a free spell coach just because you’re working on the situation too. The amount of unpaid time I’m expected to work un-teaching the most ridiculous things people find on the corners of places rife with misinformation could qualify as a part-time job already. 

And this is a job. I don’t know how many of you want to do your job for free to the detriment of having any time to yourself in an economy that is horrible, but the cost of everything has skyrocketed for everyone so, just like you, I need to earn an income so I can pay my bills and if I’m not earning one, I’d rather use the time to enjoy being with my family or doing things I enjoy - not working for free. I am happy to do what I’m paid to do, - and I’m seriously busy at this writing, - and i love what I do, but I don’t think texting me 30 questions about spells I’m not casting at 2am and getting pissy when I don’t respond I’d acceptable.

Q: I got a cleansing from a spellcaster and things improved for a few months, now I feel like I’m returning to the same state. Were their spells weak?

A: If you took a shower or bath a year ago and haven’t bathed since and find yourself filthy, is your shower weak? if you swept the floor last month and now it’s filthy, is your broom weak? If you ate two days ago and you’re ravenous, is your stomach weak? Is your food weak? This is no different than spells cast on a living situation (ie a cleansing as you will get spiritually dirty again.) Any situation which is in a state of constant evolution (which includes your cleanliness,) may require you to have it redone to keep yourself in the state desired.

Q: Is there a spell to make people forget the mistakes you’ve made? 

A: Well there are workings to make them think better of you, to minimize the mistakes, to forgive you, but short of giving someone brain damage, I can’t say they will ever forget. 

Q: How long have you been reading tarot?

A: At this writing, 34 years, 29 years professionally.

Q: Have you ever cursed a person only to find out they were not guilty of the offense you put the curse on them for? 

A: Not in my personal work for myself. If anything, I’ve been too kind to my enemies over all, though I’m sure a few would be sniveling that I wasn’t nice at all to hear that statement. I have had a few clients who convinced me to put a far too nasty curse on parties who were not as guilty as they said, though I generally decline to curse someone for hire if I suspect such a thing.

If the underlying question is have I felt badly for cursing after I cursed… not so much. I curse people who earn it and then some. 

Hope this has been educational! 

~Cat

 

 

Well You Knew This Was Coming

Hey Occulties,

So I think it started in 2022, (I know it’s been over a year certainly) but a pathetic human being who I’ve never worked for decided to start posting some really libelous stuff about me, mostly because she was upset that my husband didn’t love her, want her, and that he had no intention of being with her. She gets egged on to post again sometimes when a “friend” of hers who has called DHHS on her more than once - since most people I know in Portland despise her - gets it in her head to rile this crazy chick up again. Neither party is anyone myself or my husband wants in our lives, clearly. So for a year or more now, I get to explain this situation over and over when most of us don’t feel we should have to discuss our personal lives and why a crazy bitch stalks ourselves or our spouse. 

By itself, that’s bad enough. Having a stalker who didn’t do that would be creepy enough. 

So every once in awhile I’ll get someone who mysteriously cancels before I start their work because they’re gullible enough to believe that crazy person under one of her multiple identities (and frankly, that’s fine, - I have a metric fuckton of business and don’t need theirs,) but then if I’ve done the consultation, that’s lost money. And so thanks to my stalker, whereas I used to make money from 9 out of 10 leads ordering services, I now am wasting time on people who are sadly incapable of separating her lies from reality, and time is money. 

They virtually all come from the same place so it’s a shame this has to be forced on everyone but it’s looking like I don’t have any choice. Readings will now come with a non-refundable $15 deposit, and spell consultations will come with a non-refundable $25 consultation fee. If a service is purchased it will be subtracted from the price. So services will still cost the same, but if you don’t have the deposit you won’t get scheduled and if you don’t pay for your spell consultation, you won’t get spellwork.

Basically, had this crazy woman not decided to come after me due to my husbands rejection of her, none of this would be happening but it is what it is. Sorry everyone. 

One thing she didn’t do was mysteriously give everyone payment issues. This last week has been ludicrous. While I just moved yesterday (which was later than I’d wanted,) just about the same time everyone started up with the usual BS I get around the first. I can assure you that pay processors don’t all up and quit on the week of the first and to hear no less than SEVEN of you, ALL of them stopped working on your end which… I don’t doubt people have issues here and there but I know that’s bullcrap. You know, moving is expensive, and this made the move a much larger pain in my butt than it had to, and made it cost me more. I put aside the time for the consultations, made time to be sure I could do spellwork, all to be told a bunch of lies. It’s made me short on a few bills for it too, and those I pay my bills to want to hear your lies as much as I do. So you who did that are also the reason there’s a consultation fee and reading deposit. 

And I’m sorry everyone that some very irresponsible people have ruined free consultations for you as well. If it’s become as much of a problem as it has, it’s long overdue. 

Fortunately for all of you, and unfortunately for me, this means I don’t get the fourth off because I have to cover late charges and overcharges delayed payments caused me. I do hope the rest of the USA has a lovely day off though. 

~Cat

UPDATE: Well I was hoping I could reconsider this but 8 people (2 missed readings, 6 spell requests who ghosted before payment - other practitioners please see me for a list of ghost consults in March through July and I’ll let you know their details if I can confirm you are a practitioner so you can refuse before wasting time) decided for you that it was for the best. There’s no reason for this type of behavior, and since most of it comes from the same group, I’m sorry it’s now become mandatory for everyone that consultation and scheduling is paid. The site has been changed accordingly. 

On Fast Resulrs

Hey Occulties, 

Sorry for the long pause in posting. I got busy and paying work takes precedence over blog and Instagram posts so I do apologize. The sale is over so I hope everyone enjoyed sale prices. Also, I would have a lot more time if we had less readings going on. These are not easy or just me focusing for a brief moment. They are a huge energy drain vs what some people think which seems to be they feel it’s similar to me trying to remember what shoes I was wearing yesterday or something similar. Instead, it’s more comparable to say doing a Zumba class while simultaneously acting as a server at a catering event. If you think you could do that class while also retaining a clean pleasant approachable appearance and behavior and hand out canapés to guests (let’s just forget that punching and kicking would make that difficult, haha) without upsetting them, then you should also do readings. 😂 Now imagine doing that several times in a row. So four Zumba classes in a row and serving while you do it, and follow it with a decathalon which represents the spellcastings I do every day, then 4-6 hours of rest and repeat that daily for a week or two. Now perhaps some of you understand why I’m curt if you want an “emergency” reading “right now” (when I don’t have the free time) when you miss your appointment, generally for a situation which is neither an emergency or requiring of a psychic to tell you where you’re misstepping. In many of those cases, the client is merely over-eager for the endgame and is pushing their romantic target too hard to agree to- or act in a manner which is what their spell is meant to create, a behavior which pushes away the very outcome they desire. That’s not anything but psychology 101. If you keep pushing someone in the mundane eventually they get annoyed and push back in the opposite direction which is usually what’s causing the “emergency” of a target’s “not reacting to the spell” (because the target is reacting to the bad behavior of the client.) Remember, it’s imperative not to work against the spellwork. I’ve done the same thing, so I can relate to how easy it is to behave like this, but if you want a reading to confirm it, you need to keep your appointment and understand this is a lot of energy for me to use up and a lot of money for you to pay me to use it up to tell you the likely reason you’re experiencing what you are which I just told you for free right here. 

Either way (that was a novel to write out, haha) for those of you who managed to get through that without becoming angry because you feel called out (I have a ridiculous amount of active cases right now and probably ten people acting as above so trust and know you aren’t being singled out,) or stopped reading because you got bored (it happens,) let’s get to today’s real topic…

Fast results vs lasting results.

For my younger readers, I’m sure you will roll your eyes, but the idea that we should expect instant gratification, - that is that every action to bring us to some desired goal should bring that goal to us instantly, - is a relatively recent phenomenon. If we look back even 150 years, just to have food in some edible form was often a multi hour process. New clothes were generally hand sewn by many people even this recently. Both of my grandmothers (who were born in the 1920s,) had sewn many clothes in their lives as this was a basic skill expected of women at the time as bought clothing was initially rather costly. So you didn’t just go to a massive superstore equivalent of pre-internet Shein 😂 There was an industrial boom at the beginning of the 20th century, which did provide many ready-made goods, but the quality was sometimes so poor, that people continued to make their own from scratch. Even when I was little, a lot of pre-made ready meals were…well, they were kind of gross. I still love Spaghetti-O’s with meatballs but honestly it was about that level. So we knew to have good food required cooking. Clothes when I was little were all ready made but if you lived in a very small town like I did, you either had to drive for about forty minutes to get to a mall or department store, or you had to order them which took a few weeks to receive your goods. People who grew up with little or no internet did not have instant access to knowledge and news (if you didn’t know how to use a microfiche, good luck,) we had to cook and finding everything you ever wanted was virtually impossible because Sears definitely wasn’t hocking skull candles or ninja shaped salt and pepper shakers. So if you’d do ridiculous amounts of research you could order away for stuff you wanted and then prayed it arrived since you couldn’t always be sure it wasn’t just a catalog scam. 

Now I’m sure many of my younger readers are also wondering if I knew kids who walked eight miles in the snow uphill both ways to get to school and the answer is no it was more like 2 miles or so and not necessarily uphill both ways depending on their route and it was to get to the school bus but yes I did know those people and that really did happen. 👵🏻 I’m not even joking. 

But the point isn’t how badass we all were but more that living in such a manner taught us not to expect instant gratification. However many people quickly learned that bad trait despite such an upbringing. 

That we expect something to happen virtually overnight or faster is a mental illness brought about by modern society. Generally, the younger you are, the more you expect this. Of course much like nature does not work like this most of the time, then also spells also do not work in this manner. 

But, sometimes we need (not just want but need) something to happen this fast. While it certainly feels like we need love situations to change as we want them to almost immediately, generally this is wholly untrue and also counterproductive in the long term. You see, it brings a tenuous result..that is anyone who changes their heart so rapidly often changes it right back quite rapidly. That might not matter if you need someone to loan you rent money in a hurry (once you have the money, it’s yours) or decide to hire you over another, or even make a court decision in your favor since once these decisions are made they are not easily undone. But with love? If you need a speedy reconciliation it should be over a minor blow up where neither of you ended a relationship… like you want this person to stop being angry while you are visiting family during the holidays - not to fix an epic break up where you’ve not spoken in weeks. And many of you won’t heed that advice and your reconciliation will rapidly fall apart for it. 

So when you become frustrated because you want something instantly, remember a lasting influence occurs generally from a slower manifestation. That isn’t what a lot of people want to hear. They want everything this minute, but in some cases that’s more heartache than happiness as someone coming and going is very hard on the human heart. So when you want fast results, you generally should stick to results involving money, getting a job, or legal matters like court cases. Health and relationships are better served with lasting results which take a bit longer to manifest and require some patience. If you’ve been raised to expect instant gratification, you will struggle with that. If you lived at least 10-12 years of your life without the internet, it will be a bit easier.

Emotional resilience also plays a part here. I know when my partner is being an asshat, I’m a mess and I want him to stop that now. And I’m a pretty resilient woman. If you aren’t emotionally resilient, it may feel nearly impossible to tolerate any wait. The best advice I can offer is to think that relationships form and break and mend very much like our life and health do. It takes months to form a little baby human that’s healthy enough to survive outside its mother, then anything from slow malnutrition or mistreatment can destroy that being’s health and to fix it back to being healthy can require months of proper treatment. Relationships are the same. You can’t impart a seemingly mortal wound to a living thing and then expect it will be 100% healthy if you give it a pill. So severe of a shock to the body is apt to require more treatment. Yes there are exceptions to every rule but most of the time you need time and treatment to heal the body and to heal a relationship. 

So if you’re seeking fast short term influence- yes on fast results. Long lasting influence comes from workings that manifest a bit slower.

I know this was a review but it needed being said. 

~Cat

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